PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

[pieces o'nine]

Arrrgh, Griffin, thee publishers kneades ter keep thee wenches hinterrested in this maggotscene! There be farrrgh two many sirens an wot knot, an farrrgh two few buffed up cabbin bouys moste ov thee toime!

[Griffin]

Aaargh! That's as Oi 'as thawt. The kabin buoys be h'annoyinly kamerra shy.

Rolly, me muvver livs at nummer too hunred h'and fortee six. She h'onlee gets down the other h'end ter thee rode wen 'er moabilyty skooter 'as enuff petrul witch be rair.

[black bart]

Awlrightee mateys yew asked fer it...next munf ye gets a nekkid cabin boy...Nef Yooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps. Due to helf an saftee regyewlashuns, apparentlee, we ave ta keep his Diaper on.

[Ravi Oli]

.... apparentlee, we ave ta keep his Diaper on.

Thart culd be fer thee best bart... Oi 'erd thee kiddies down the Kinder 'e attends [betwixt regular expulshuns] calls 'im Dumbo aft'r thar last "you show me yours an' Oi'll show you mine" game... an' t'wernt fer 'is single digit IQ!!

[black bart]

.... apparentlee, we ave ta keep his Diaper on.

Thart culd be fer thee best bart... Oi 'erd thee kiddies down the Kinder 'e attends [betwixt regular expulshuns] calls 'im Dumbo aft'r thar last "you show me yours an' Oi'll show you mine" game... an' t'wernt fer 'is single digit IQ!!

I might have ta cancel thee photo shoot!

[black bart]

You saw it in PlayBilge first:

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Ohhhhhhh oi miss ave a peek a boo sumtoime soooon.

[black bart]

MISS JUNE (WHITFIELD)



Name: June Whitfield (pictured here with her Viking Brother Frankie the Horrible)

Occupation: Viking Wench

Likes: Flower Arrangin', Avin her plaits cut off with Viking axes, singing like a Valkyrie.

Dislikes: She hasn't got any dislikes she's lovely.

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Still being the gran of Helena Bloody Bonham Carter

[Roland Deschain]

^ Now that be well deserved, me poirate sistren an' brethren. Oi'll be drinkin' grog ter thee loverly lady what 'as brought a smile to me lips on many an hoccasion.

[Roland Deschain]

^ Now that be well deserved, me poirate sistren an' brethren. Oi'll be drinkin' grog ter thee loverly lady what 'as brought a smile to me lips on many an hoccasion.

[black bart]

I thinks we forgot ta do a Miss May...but wot appened was she said she Mayt and in thee end she Mayn't.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Sorry lads, Miss May escaped me ships hold before Oi could Daguerreotype her. O'ill have to double me contribution when me ship is back in port.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Yart Davy, oil neffer trusted them nu fangled dirge types, argh, gimme quill an parrrchmint eny day.

[pieces o'nine]

Oi hear ye be moor ov thee "finger painting" type...

[black bart]

I loiks ta do a bit o finger paintin meself on me Aaaargh Pad.