The Wontontological Argument

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Re: The Wontontological Argument

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:56 am

^I wish I'd thought of that one.
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Re: The Wontontological Argument

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:55 pm

DavidH wrote:Thank 'ee kindly, Pieces, and don't forget ...

le Marquis de Sade wrote:Woman's destiny is to be wonton.

Won has always thought of wonself as more of a rangoon...

Lettuce not forget Christopher Marlowe:
"I must have wonton poets, pleasant wits,
Chow Mein-like cooks who are so deft of paw,
May serve the holy me-al as I please."
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Re: The Wontontological Argument

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:21 am

Indeed, and Shakespeare:

"What's in a Wonton That which we call a dumpling
By any other name would taste as sweet."
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Re: The Wontontological Argument

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:35 pm

...or the Buena Vista Social Club:

Wonton-amera,
Guajira Wonton-amera,
Wonton-amera,
Guajira Wonton-amera...


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Re: The Wontontological Argument

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:02 pm

Bacon is the essence of the Wonton? That sounds sacrilicious! (the good meaning) :haha:
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Re: The Wontontological Argument

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:50 pm

We find the subtle argument even in popular culture:
By order of the Prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy wonton sound...
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