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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:42 pm

You're banned for thinking that cycling makes people unbearable. It's actually the Lycra that does it :idiot:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:12 pm

^ You're banned on bahalf of the Spandeaux Ballet.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:24 pm

Rudolf Hess says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:55 pm

You're banned for claiming to receive messages from the dead.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:58 am

You are banned for claiming Hess is dead.

He's just resting. Lovely plumage...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:46 am

You're banned for claiming that Rudolf is a parrot when you know he's a red-nosed reindeer.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:53 am

You're banned for Jingling your bells in public
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:15 pm

^ You're banned for having a hunchback.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:59 am

^you're banned for starting the "walk this way" gag.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:06 am

Steven Tyler called.

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He says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:27 am

Did he make a bad joke about your kilt and looking like a lady?

You're banned anyway.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:11 pm

^you're banned for not seeing Roy's kilt wearing as a cry for help.

Did you know he can trace his Roots back to Keltic Kilty who fought in the Battle of Ecky Thump?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:57 pm

You are banned for your recipe for penne alla black pudding.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:35 pm

^ You're banned for the having the Penne Arrabiata.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:55 pm

^ You're banned for making a personal appearance in Arabian Nights. :lech:
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