FSM Discussion

by **Ravi Oli** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:50 am

^ whiffles while she works.

by **black bart** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:01 am

^whittles constantly leaving a trail of 'shavings'.

by **Roland Deschain** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:53 am

^^'s shavings are much more hygenic than the shavings ^ leaves behind.

by **pieces o'nine** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:22 pm

^ Is still writing fanfics for the Loose Canon.

by **Roland Deschain** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:23 pm

^ is a much more accomplished author than I am. :whistle:

by **Ravi Oli** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:38 pm

^is such an accomplished author he publishes all his work under pseudonyms.

by **pieces o'nine** on Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:00 pm

^ still trying to disprove auteur theory

by **Roland Deschain** on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:12 am

^ once performed an alien autopsy. On herself.

by **Ravi Oli** on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:14 am

^ is still held at Area 51.

by **black bart** on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:21 am

^has the recipes for all 57 of the Heinz varieties

by **pieces o'nine** on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:41 pm

^ still trying to flog Fish Head Stoo as a new icecream flavor

by **Roy Hunter** on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:46 pm

^ holds a patent on the Chocolate Margarita.

by **pieces o'nine** on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:52 pm

^ has forgotten that this is the "Lies!" thread

by **black bart** on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:56 am

^wanted to join the Sirens but didn't have the legs

by **pieces o'nine** on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:04 pm

^ is considering a special "peg-tail" line for Bart Industries, O&P Division.

Lies!