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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:29 am

You're banned for grazing a herd of sheep on your eyebrows.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:08 pm

^ You're banned for herding eyebrows on your sheep.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:43 pm

^you're banned for the things we've heard you've done with your sheep.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:07 pm

^ you're banned for all the things we've not heard about you doing.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby gronank on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:37 pm

^you're banned for being an incompetent eavesdropper
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:40 pm

Pardon?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:16 pm

^ Villain, thou art banned for false courtesy,
and for failing to ban gronank, forsooth.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:54 am

I can't understand a word you're saying.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:15 am

^ You're banned because incomprehension is no excuse for non-bannination.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:03 am

^ You're banned for not letting Roy live out his usefulness.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:12 am

Q. Why do the Scots bury their dead with their bums sticking out of the ground?
A. To use them as bike racks.

^you're banned because a part of Roy will never outlive it's usefulness.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby gronank on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:49 am

^you're banned for ghoulish recycling
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:17 am

^You're banned for cycling like a girl
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:39 pm

^ You're banned for cycling in a manner that invites arrest.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:28 pm

^ You're banned for cycling in a manner that makes you unbearable once a month.
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