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Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:44 am

^ Whistles at the nancies at soccer matches.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:02 pm

ye ban fer finkin football call socker

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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:28 pm

^ You're banned for thinking soccer is called football. :moon:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:24 pm

^was smart enough to not get caught by Nefyoo posting bans in the Lies thread
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:31 pm

^ is notty. ^ is banned.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:15 pm

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and ^ raths outgrabe.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:25 am

^ Doesn't have a "Beware the Jabberwock" bumper sticker.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:37 am

^ has an "I brake for Jabberwocks" bumper sticker.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:19 am

^ has taken jabberwocks into his heart.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:31 am

^takes one step forward and two steps back... especially when Jabberwocks are involved.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:03 am

^does the hokey cokey and swings it all about
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:18 pm

^wishes he had something to swing all about.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:45 pm

^ Doesn't wish his life was a bawdy 70s British sex comedy.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:58 pm

^'s swings in the opposite direction from ^^'s, because ^^ is in the southern hemisphere, coriolis effect and all that.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:28 pm

^ has stood in uffish thought on more than one occasion.
Sometimes, in public.
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