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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:36 pm
The Onion: Busy Romney Sorry He Missed Nation's Piano Recital
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:05 pm
The nail gun ad.The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:49 pm
Louis C.K. Defends Masturbation - It's notty. 
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:16 pm
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:04 pm
^ I love tying them in knots like that.
Pepper Spray Reviews on Amazon - These are awesome.
I found a painting on the internet, painted by a right-wing Christian. The painting chronicles the state of the US at the moment, seen through some rather special glasses. Scroll over the different people, and read the ridiculous comments on them from the artist on the right-hand side. Some of them are hilariously right-wing Christian, with some of the best in the lower right-hand corner (look for the professor with a certain book in his hand). I then found that someone had done the inevitable, and treated it to a turn in Photoshop. I've not laughed so hard in a long time.
Painting with scroll-over explanations
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Photoshop Parody
I love tying them in knots like that.Pepper Spray Reviews on Amazon - These are awesome.
I found a painting on the internet, painted by a right-wing Christian. The painting chronicles the state of the US at the moment, seen through some rather special glasses. Scroll over the different people, and read the ridiculous comments on them from the artist on the right-hand side. Some of them are hilariously right-wing Christian, with some of the best in the lower right-hand corner (look for the professor with a certain book in his hand). I then found that someone had done the inevitable, and treated it to a turn in Photoshop. I've not laughed so hard in a long time.
Painting with scroll-over explanations
Larger version
Photoshop Parody
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:28 am
This is my favorite commentary on that last little Rick moment...
FWIW, RIchard "The Dick" Coughlan sometimes uses notty words.
FWIW, RIchard "The Dick" Coughlan sometimes uses notty words.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:40 am
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:55 pm
^ That's pretty cool. I had a look at 50 other strips of theirs, and they're different but funny.
Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - Do you love this?
Church Of Christian Kindness - All real, I promise you.
AIDS is god's punishment to gays
Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - Do you love this?
Church Of Christian Kindness - All real, I promise you.
AIDS is god's punishment to gays
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by gronank on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:33 pm
Are you sure? They have a security branch named Client Level Investigation Team or CLIT for short.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:44 am
gronank wrote:
Are you sure? They have a security branch named Client Level Investigation Team or CLIT for short.
I thought my nonchalant whistling FSM would tell you the truth of my assertion, but let me put it another way for you:-
Church Of Christian Kindness...
Plus...
Eaton Cox - Bishop of COCK
Pastor Anus Rektal
Pastor Gash Vagisil
Pastor Fen Derbender
On another note, something from the Atheist Memebase
EDIT: Creationists' First Time on the Internet - It's a little notty!
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:39 pm
Roland Deschain wrote:Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - Do you love this?
Preach it, Brother Deschain!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:21 am
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:24 pm
And now Charlie Brooker's done the video game version.
Charlie Brooker wrote:It's hard to see how they could make Star Wars any gayer, unless they gave the Millennium Falcon a handlebar moustache.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:57 pm
^ + ^^ 
Those were excellent. I had a good chuckle to myself (and out loud). I shall pass them both on to interested parties. Thanks DB.
Those were excellent. I had a good chuckle to myself (and out loud). I shall pass them both on to interested parties. Thanks DB.
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:43 pm
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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