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Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:32 pm

^ Only appears big because of his jyint hat, and not due to all the lollies he eats (or the platform heels he wears).
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:40 am

^ Wears high heels and gives lollies to small children
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Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:47 am

^ buys his hats from ^^.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:11 pm

^ was once the personal altar boy of the Pope.
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Postby Uther on Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:46 am

^ Is currently procuring altar boys for the Pope
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Postby DavidH on Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:33 am

^ Alters the boys to please the Pope.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:07 am

^ thought a pontiff was a picture pieces o'nine had emailed him.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:12 pm

^ knows very well I prefer pdfs
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:06 pm

^ Doesn't open her pdf's for any old Tom, Dick, or Harry.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:25 pm

^ never stops trying to get into pon's pdfs.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:04 pm

^ locked Uther in his shed for five months.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:33 pm

^slipped Uther the key with his bread and gruel. Doesn't realize he released the kraken.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:47 am

^ Is cultivating Triffids in his back yard
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:37 am

^ Thinks the Midwich Cuckoos are birds.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:43 am

^ thinks Partick Thistle are a football team. Oh, wait a minute...
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