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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:42 am

Roland Deschain wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Did you know I've just found my granddad's IMDB page :idiot:

So your granddad was partially responsible for Z Cars, The Onedin Line, The District Nurse, and...Eastenders? :shocked:

Indeed. The mad old sod never shuts up about Z Cars and Wings :idiot: I think he mentioned Eastenders once, before going back to Wings :haha:
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:25 pm

^ shandypants
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:35 pm

Did you know that ^ is going to appear on Children in Need?

He needs a good slap :haha:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:23 am

Did you know that children should be seen and not heard?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:57 pm

Did you know that you shouldn't store bags of boiled sweets next to radiators? They're still edible but it's much harder to separate them from the wrappers and each other :facepalm:
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:25 am

Did you know that the small intestine of an ostrich can be up to 46 feet long?
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Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:55 pm

^did you know ostriches only bury their heads in the sand so they can peck and kick to death anyone who believes that myth?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:02 am

Ravi Oli wrote:^did you know ostriches only bury their heads in the sand so they can peck and kick to death anyone who believes that myth?


Did you know that Rod Hull has buried his hand somewhere in this picture?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:55 am

Did you know that his hand could be up to 46 feet inside?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:31 pm

Did you know I usually have a few of these big girls hanging about?


Did you know ^^ has an Ozzie cousin?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:54 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:Did you know I usually have a few of these big girls hanging about?

WTF? I mean seriously, WTF? It also appears that this is not an isolated incident. You will slowly back away from the country, and move somewhere that doesn't have spiders capable of eating 50cm snakes.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:33 am

:shocked:

Right I'm going to take a picture of one of our house spiders but make it look huge using photoshop...a similar technique I once used on a dating site.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:14 pm

Why did you need huge spiders on a dating site? :confused:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:34 pm

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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:31 am

I'm just jealous of those Australian Spiders...not even the snakes are safe!

However with climate change who knows what nasty beasties might inhabit Britain in the future...

...at the moment we're a great environment for drought resistant fish. :facewall:
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