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The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:54 am
Arr, ye wiz banned from Madame Fifi's fer two weeks fer frightening thee girls wiv yer knees! (it would ave been longer but they needs thee ard cash).
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roland Deschain on Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:06 am
Madame Fifi be well aware o' yer inequities an' passions, young Bart, but yer hinsistence upon thee use o' an 'essian sack, a beetroot, an' a fish 'ook be takin' it too far!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:04 pm
Arrrrrrr am Oi ta follow yer footsteps now Roland?
Ye calls yerself the 'tuffist, fittenist poirate o' the seven seas' but 'tis sed Madame Fifi ken disarm thee with nort but a single fetha.
Ye calls yerself the 'tuffist, fittenist poirate o' the seven seas' but 'tis sed Madame Fifi ken disarm thee with nort but a single fetha.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:44 am
Aaaaar...ye has a woman's feather!!!!
I'll wager that feather has ne'r been used to tickle the nose of a Tiger Shark in an attempt ta get im to let go of yer leg.
I'll wager that feather has ne'r been used to tickle the nose of a Tiger Shark in an attempt ta get im to let go of yer leg.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by DavidH on Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:57 am
That thing ye thinks is a Tiger Shark, well it's only a goldfish.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:00 am
The werds undarrr yer poirate skool yearbook pikcha sez "woodent shout iffen a tiger shark bit 'im".
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:10 am
Strong words hindeed, Ravi, considern yer haffinity fer blowfish ...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:33 am
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:45 am
Arrrr there be nothin loik a razor sharp cutlass...and yours be nothin loik a razor sharp cutlaasss, more loik a butter knife.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:14 pm
^ arrrrrrrgghhh wich remoinds me... thar's nothin' loike a good spread... exceptin' when it be a middle-aged wun loike thee's.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:29 am
Aaarrrgh...don't talk ta me about thee Middle Ages, that's when yer mum wuz born.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roland Deschain on Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:42 am
Aaaarrrrrrgggghhh, ye be lookin' as if ye be from there yerself!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:46 am
Arrrggghhh Roland... 'tis sed ye never came down in thee last shower... nor do ye oft take one.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:54 pm
Arrrgh, tis said ye duzzint *take* baffs, ye hinsists on *payin* fer 'em!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:48 pm
'Tis also said that, like Cleopatra, yer onlee bathes yer ass - in milk.
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