The Your Banned Game

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for that cheesy grin.

[bacon]

^ You're banned for eating all the cheesecake.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for turning up unfashionably late for your birthday party and missing out on the cheesecake.

[Roland Deschain]

You're banned for badly imitating a rap artist's pose.

[Ravi Oli]

^ your life imitates art so I'm banning you and you're not getting any Easter eggs either.

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for putting razor blades into Easter eggs.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for hacking www.biblegateway.com and inserting the Book of Leporidus, which tells the story of the Easter Bunny and the Easter Eggs. It was very funny, but very notty, so ye ban.

[black bart]

You're banned because Leporidus has gone off to play with his bunnies.

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for telling me that Leporidus no longer resides in the Bible.

[DavidH]

Goddamit, Leporidus got banned so you're banned as well.

[black bart]

You're banned because I keep wanting to jog as far as the Tate Modern to see that old house...it's killing me!

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for not using that new-fangled invention known as the underground tube train.

[DavidH]

You're banned for promoting non-green transportation which will destroy the parazone layer.

[black bart]

You're banned because I went to an art exhibition which started at 6.30pm and I carried on drinking beer in another pub where we do the quiz until closing time...I ended up with the little red dots I was supposed to stick on the paintings I wished to purchase stuck to my forehead! (I expect to be banned for writing an over long sentence).

[DavidH]

You're banned, but not for writing a long sentence.