You're banned for hacking www.biblegateway.com and inserting the Book of Leporidus, which tells the story of the Easter Bunny and the Easter Eggs. It was very funny, but very notty, so ye ban.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks. "To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine. "One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln. unkle vanya
You're banned because I went to an art exhibition which started at 6.30pm and I carried on drinking beer in another pub where we do the quiz until closing time...I ended up with the little red dots I was supposed to stick on the paintings I wished to purchase stuck to my forehead! (I expect to be banned for writing an over long sentence).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.