The Passive-Aggressive Game

[Auntie Blackbeard]

OOOOOOOOOOOh

Arrnt ye too ove thee sweetist fings !
Terrybull pirate behayver tho .
Welllllll now that ye hast esplaned it to Bart , that mangy sod ... errr .... darrlin lad will be makin' his rounds in here aswell !

Fank ye too so much !
Oi fer wun cant get enuff ove Barts semaphores .
Why dont thee both of you goody goodys fish Nefyoo outta me bilge to top off ye day ?

Oi trooly hope ye receeves yer just desirts .
Ye both desirve so much mores .

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Ahoy Bart ,

See what I done ?
Get it ?

I doubt it .
You would if you'd spent less time at the pub . Maybe take some time research the subject , you know like visit a library , there are books in libraries !
But don't do so on our account , some of us have nothing better to do ianyway and are all too happy to help out the staff with the more daunting threads . Better Roy and Roland than me thank the FSM !

[black bart]

I admire your staying power Auntie...

How long have you been licking that lollypop...and what flavour is it?

[Auntie Blackbeard]

*sigh*

Bartie , me speshull boyo , oi imagine that was a noice try .

Praps an alternit tack be ove help .
Try dishing out a guilt trip to acheive an end , loike gitting someone to do fings fer ye .

Yarr , it nay yer fault Bart . Thee blame be all mine oi be shore , if only oi had time to be here every day to help ye .
If only we had form memmers that arr yer frends .
Or at leest had enuff compassion to pitty yer unfortunately small brain case .

But ye can alwaze depend on yer Auntie !
Me avice kullum can wate !

[Roy Hunter]

Auntie, we wouldn't want to you neglect your duties to your readers: your talents are obviously needed over there far more than they are here.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Why fank ye yer welkum Roy , me dreary .
Wot wood oi do wiffout ye ?

And Barty bouy ... now iffin wen thee ovver pirates point at yer small brane case and larf, Ye juss prowly tell em that it nay be thee size ove yer brane wot matter be how ye use it!

[black bart]

**** orf back up to thee crows nest afore I ave ye flogged ...Oh I forgot ye likes that sort o thing.

[Roy Hunter]

Bart, it's so nice to see you're taking my little game so seriously. I was worried I might have to contact a moderator.

[Roland Deschain]

So you do like moderation, then Roy. This is so very nice to hear. I was beginning to worry about you.

[pieces o'nine]

It's moderately inspiring to see someone following Chang's admonition towards moderation in all things, but only to a moderate degree -- especially one showing such moderation in his own estimation of his attributes.

[ChowMein]

I love it when you write like that PoN , the above is working wonders on my insomnia .
It reminds me of my last visit to the dentist . My dentist is great through , very skilled , and has a good sense of humour .
Oh ... I like you also PoN .

And I'm with Bart regarding this thread .I wonder if I'm playing it right .

And how do I how does one cheat at this game ?

[Roy Hunter]

Don't worry, Chow. You're doing just fine.

[black bart]

That's right Chow...you can always trust a Scotsman...

[ChowMein]

Don't worry, Chow. You're doing just fine.

Does that mean I should worry and I'm doing horribly ?
Hmmmmm.

[Roland Deschain]

I don't know anything any more. I tried to help Bart, I really did, but it appears as if the baby steps approach wasn't good enough for his highness.

[Roy Hunter]

I'm sure you did your best, Roland. It's not easy when you're working with someone as... special as Bart.