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by **Auntie Blackbeard** on Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:17 am

Ye be wearin a Bilge Rat on yer head!

by **Ravi Oli** on Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:18 pm

^ Ye 'ave a tung 'twould get 'round any arrrrrrs.

by **black bart** on Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:44 am

Ye looks very at ome on thee poop deck!

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:07 pm

Yarr , Ye be so foul thet yer oan fleas abandon shup!

by **Ravi Oli** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:24 pm

Arrrrrr Bonney, 'twas bart ferst told ov thee own purrsunal hoigene.... 'ow even thee cold Noarth Wind blows 'round thy reeking collown.

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:02 pm

ARGH ! Wy ye mizbull heep ove fesstrun soors!
Ye a blite upon playge rats!

by **pieces o'nine** on Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:42 pm

Yarrrgh, them be strong werdes frum a loifetoime subscruber t'Playge Rats Henthooziest.

by **Ravi Oli** on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:20 am

Arrrrrr pon.... Cawl yerself a poiryte when ye bawt yer shyppe as IKEA flatpack an' kneaded 'elp wiv th' assemberly.

by **pieces o'nine** on Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:21 pm

Oi be roight sorry t'hear that yer crewe mayde ye hassembull yer shippe yerself. Praps if ye shewed sum angkill, they'd be moor 'elpful t'ye, too.

Hunless ye 'as angkills loike Auntie Blackbeard, an then oi sees yer problem.

by **Ravi Oli** on Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:02 am

Arrrrrr Oi heared poor Auntie Beebee 'ad a nastie, froightenin' hexperyence wen shoppin' fer a new pyrate outfit recentlie... thee lokal zookeeper spoiyd 'er hankles b'low thee change rume curtin an' thawt 'e ad' fownd thee hescaped helephant 'e waz seerchin' for!!

As fer thee... yer bakin' skills art so well knowed Oi've never met pyrate noar buckinear wot dint say yer fairy cakes made thee best cannon balls!

by **black bart** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:48 am

Avast...ye be four canon balls short of a brass monkey!

by **Ravi Oli** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:53 pm

^ Four?! 'Lucky 'tis nort a brass goriller!

Arrrrrrr bart... thee last toime Oi saw legs such as yers they wert spinning a web.

by **Roland Deschain** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:02 pm

^ We meet again, Mr Oli, although this toime ye fell into me web quoite easily. Well, considerin' 'ow drunk ye are all thee toime, it be nuthin' surproisin'!

by **Ravi Oli** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:28 pm

Oi feels compell'd ta retern thee favour gunslinger...
'Tis oft sed amongst thee Admiral Benbow wenches that thee shoot quicker than thee draws thy gun.

by **Roland Deschain** on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:42 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:Oi feels compell'd ta retern thee favour gunslinger...
'Tis oft sed amongst thee Admiral Benbow wenches that thee shoot quicker than thee draws thy gun.

This.

It just goes ter show what 'appens when ye knows 'ow ter pleasure a wench properlee, unlike some...

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