The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Welkum aboard me dARGHlings !

[testforecho]

1st post................hello all.................

[DavidH]

Yarrr! More cannon fodder oops I mean gallant new crew members. Ye starts at the bottom and ye works yer way up. Later on ye'll find out whose bottom ye starts at.

[Roland Deschain]

, me hearties, and enjoy the grog. The beer volcano is overflowing, and the stripper factory is working non-stop.

[pieces o'nine]

Welcome, all ye scurvy newe recruits!

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper]

Hey, Glad to be here. If you are wondering, the screen name comes from the "Big Bang Theory" character.

[Mayamonster]

Dear Mr. Henderson!

My name is Catherine and I am a volunteer in the youth anti-drug organization "Maya." Drug-addiction is a serious problem in all over the world nowadays, so we would like to attract attention of interesting, significant for the community people to this problem. Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one of them!

We hope that with your help, as the founder of his church, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will express his approval and support of our project after looking all the detailed information www.mayaplanet.org. In case of a possitive answer, his logo will be placed with other representatives of religious confessions in this section http://www.mayaplanet.org/eng/support.

Also we would like to ask you, as a representative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to publish a banner or a news-article dedicated to "Maya" project and problems of drug addiction, on your website, because the true followers of one God must be educated about healthy lifestyles.

We look forward to your reply,

Ramen,
Catherine

[DavidH]

Welcome! Ye can be thee ship's sawbones. We ain't had one since we threw Doc Mutterbucket over thee side.

[black bart]

Can ye do summat about me scurvee croo?

[Roland Deschain]

one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of physics, and not a medical one. If you need someone to fix the telescope, maybe you're in luck.

[daftbeaker]

:welcome: one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of theoretical physics,

If you want someone fixing your telescope you're better off asking the cleaners

[Rulaandri]

Hey, I'm not actually Pastafarian at all, but I did want to post here for my own questions and ideas, and on behalf of my best friend, who has recently discovered the FSM. We live in a small town in Colorado, USA, and I believe my friend is the lone Pastafarian here. Topic on that to follow.

Also, before you ask, I think that this FSM character is an alright guy, unlike those other posers. :)
-Rul

[pieces o'nine]

:welcome: one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of physics, and not a medical one.

So he's qualified to theorize about your physic condition, but not write prescriptions to change it? Are you implying that he's some sort of psychiatrist?

Also, if he's a doctor, he must have written some sort of dissertation or thesis or at least jotted down notes for a PowerPoint presentation. Uploads or it didn't happen.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Hey, Glad to be here. If you are wondering, the screen name comes from the "Big Bang Theory" character.

Nary mind PoN me dreary , oi fink it be high toime we had a Doctor Cooper !
I has many a sickly barrel wot be in dire needs ove a tension !
Many has prollums wiff tharr bungholes as well

And this big bang fingie , oi usely don't brag abowt sech fings in publick an neever shuld Ye .
Kum up to thee nest an brag instead .

[psychojenii]

Hi. I'm new here. Love the ideas on here. Happened to find the site looking up a list of dates for my son. He's very enthusiastic about FSM and has started converting other kids in his school away from Christianity. Say what you will. I'm proud of him :D