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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:30 am
Did you know that Auntie's Nest is one Crow short?
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:16 am
Did you know I suspect Auntie Bee is comfortable cross-dressing both ways??
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:29 am
Did you know that her beard is made of shark pubes?
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:01 am
Did you know that Elvis introduced Chuck Norris to the Osmonds, and Chuck taught them karate?
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:05 am
Roy Hunter wrote:Did you know that Elvis introduced Chuck Norris to the Osmonds, and Chuck taught them karate?
No...I have to say I didn't know that....are you making it up?
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:44 pm
The Osmonds were on BBC Breakfast this morning. This was one of the subjects of their interview. I don't imagine they would lie about Chuck Norris: they would get a roundhouse kick to the face if they did, and break all those lovely expensive teeth...black bart wrote:Roy Hunter wrote:Did you know that Elvis introduced Chuck Norris to the Osmonds, and Chuck taught them karate?
No...I have to say I didn't know that....are you making it up?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:14 pm
Chuck Norris is an old ginga hasbeen. Did you know I'm not afraid of him finding me with a roundhouse ki
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:20 pm
The funeral is Monday, 11am. No flowers, donations to the Red Cross please. Tea, sausage rolls and cucumber sandwiches afterwards. Or beers and a punch-up afterwards if you prefer. It's what he would have wanted...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:17 am
Ravi Oli wrote:Chuck Norris is an old ginga hasbeen. Did you know I'm not afraid of him finding me with a roundhouse ki
You called him a 'ginga'!!!!!! That's racist.
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Re: Did you know?
by daftbeaker on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:22 am
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: Did you know?
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:56 pm
^ was on telly the other night doing that at [last year's?] Melbourne Int Comedy Festival. 
@ bart - we are all Homo sapiens so if anything maybe it's geneist.
You seem a bit touchy... unless... now that I think about it you do look like there's some ranga in you...
@ bart - we are all Homo sapiens so if anything maybe it's geneist.
You seem a bit touchy... unless... now that I think about it you do look like there's some ranga in you...
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:09 am
Well there is definitely some, as you put it, 'ranga' in the Celtic race...wanna make something of it?
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Re: Did you know?
by Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:15 am
Dad? What are you doing on the internet?black bart wrote:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Did you know?
by black bart on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:13 am
Did you know that the British had numerous early opportunities to crush the rebellion during the American war of Independence? They were spurned because the tough and experienced commander of the British forces, General Sir William Howe (buried in Twickenham), was sympathetic to the rebel cause.
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Re: Did you know?
by Roland Deschain on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:20 pm
black bart wrote:Did you know that the British had numerous early opportunities to crush the rebellion during the American war of Independence? They were spurned because the tough and experienced commander of the British forces, General Sir William Howe (buried in Twickenham), was sympathetic to the rebel cause.
So that's the only reason those uppity colonists won.
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