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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:06 pm

And wear gas-masks when approaching the little ratbag. Welcome, anyway.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon on Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:15 pm

:welcome: to all ye New Converts :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:28 pm

:welcome: new pirates! Make yourselves at home and feel free to raid the fridge at any time. Just leave enough beer/beverage of choice for everyone else. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:45 pm

Ohhhhhhhhh a nu recroot !
Welkum to Portsmuff me darrrlin' .
Auntie be so thrild to have so meny fresh vict ...err ... nu cabin bouys.
Heeeehehehehehehee!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bwswater on Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:24 am

Hello, all

I finally managed to come aboard here.. :lol:

I'm a British living in Bali, Indonesia... First, just for vacation, the I start a business here.. long story.. :lurk:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:41 am

Welkum aboard me dARGHlings !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:26 pm

Yarrr! More cannon fodder oops I mean gallant new crew members. Ye starts at the bottom and ye works yer way up. Later on ye'll find out whose bottom ye starts at. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:51 pm

:welcome:, me hearties, and enjoy the grog. The beer volcano is overflowing, and the stripper factory is working non-stop.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:13 am

Welcome, all ye scurvy newe recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dr. Sheldon Cooper on Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:02 pm

Hey, Glad to be here. If you are wondering, the screen name comes from the "Big Bang Theory" character.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:55 am

Welcome! Ye can be thee ship's sawbones. We ain't had one since we threw Doc Mutterbucket over thee side. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:25 am

Can ye do summat about me scurvee croo?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:18 pm

:welcome: one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of physics, and not a medical one. If you need someone to fix the telescope, maybe you're in luck. :moon: :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:06 pm

Roland Deschain wrote::welcome: one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of theoretical physics,

If you want someone fixing your telescope you're better off asking the cleaners :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:49 pm

Roland Deschain wrote::welcome: one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of physics, and not a medical one.

So he's qualified to theorize about your physic condition, but not write prescriptions to change it? Are you implying that he's some sort of psychiatrist?

Also, if he's a doctor, he must have written some sort of dissertation or thesis or at least jotted down notes for a PowerPoint presentation. Uploads or it didn't happen.
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