The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[mtbinary]

Doh! I screwed up and didn't post here first... sorry!! Recovering Catholic, disgusted American Patriot here. Spend far too much time doing stuff on the internet instead of my actual job and found your website. Great stuff! No idea how I've gone this long without ever learning of this, um, religion!

And here I thought the LDS was the nuttiest thing going! (there is nutty and then there is hypocritical, but don't get me started! ...regardless, I now have a resource for framing my arguments! Awesome. That and a place of idle laughs. I look forward to spending way too much time here...

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Ohhhhhhhhh a nu recroot !
Welkum to Portsmuff me darrrlin' .
Auntie be so thrild to have so meny fresh vict ...err ... nu cabin bouys.
Heeeehehehehehehee!

[bwswater]

Hello, all

I finally managed to come aboard here..

I'm a British living in Bali, Indonesia... First, just for vacation, the I start a business here.. long story..

[subtleknife666]

Hi, I'm subtleknife666. I'm not a new convert to Pastafarianism, just a newcomer to this forum. Looking forward to having various discussions with you all. Meanwhile, may the FSM tickle you softly with his noodly wossname.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Welkum aboard me dARGHlings !

[testforecho]

1st post................hello all.................

[DavidH]

Yarrr! More cannon fodder oops I mean gallant new crew members. Ye starts at the bottom and ye works yer way up. Later on ye'll find out whose bottom ye starts at.

[Roland Deschain]

, me hearties, and enjoy the grog. The beer volcano is overflowing, and the stripper factory is working non-stop.

[pieces o'nine]

Welcome, all ye scurvy newe recruits!

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper]

Hey, Glad to be here. If you are wondering, the screen name comes from the "Big Bang Theory" character.

[Mayamonster]

Dear Mr. Henderson!

My name is Catherine and I am a volunteer in the youth anti-drug organization "Maya." Drug-addiction is a serious problem in all over the world nowadays, so we would like to attract attention of interesting, significant for the community people to this problem. Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one of them!

We hope that with your help, as the founder of his church, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will express his approval and support of our project after looking all the detailed information www.mayaplanet.org. In case of a possitive answer, his logo will be placed with other representatives of religious confessions in this section http://www.mayaplanet.org/eng/support.

Also we would like to ask you, as a representative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to publish a banner or a news-article dedicated to "Maya" project and problems of drug addiction, on your website, because the true followers of one God must be educated about healthy lifestyles.

We look forward to your reply,

Ramen,
Catherine

[DavidH]

Welcome! Ye can be thee ship's sawbones. We ain't had one since we threw Doc Mutterbucket over thee side.

[black bart]

Can ye do summat about me scurvee croo?

[Roland Deschain]

one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of physics, and not a medical one. If you need someone to fix the telescope, maybe you're in luck.

[daftbeaker]

:welcome: one and all!. David and Bart, Sheldon was, in fact, a doctor of theoretical physics,

If you want someone fixing your telescope you're better off asking the cleaners