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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:02 pm

You may think you're being funny, but I had to give up that too!
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:20 am

daftbeaker wrote:It's the magic banging that's important.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:32 am

D B wrote:

Unfortunately it's only about 2mm long


It has been chilly recently.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:36 am

Roy H wrote:

I'm ... the only bloke ...including the full-frontal nudity...that put the whole...thing behind him.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:40 am

Roy Hunter wrote:It's...the tit...of...Leonard Cohen...which makes it memorable to me...

:lech:

black bart wrote:I...Go...Horribly Wrong...as well...

:haha:

pieces o'nine wrote:I...hope the intent...here...has...Episcopalian...parts...in...my own eye-opening experience with...fundy's...embracing their wicked lives of...sin...

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:25 am

TwistedSister wrote:My good news, which has been keeping me away from you all...I've been made a Moderator on a site that has live wild... cams/chats.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:18 am

Black Bart wrote:when it got to four inches deep I admitted defeat.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:13 am

^ & ^^ = :lech: :lol:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:52 pm

daftbeaker wrote:What did I do when I got this blister?


We still don't know how you got it, you never told us... :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:54 am

daftbeaker wrote:There's a rather nice extra mature... I intend to try... despite the fact it's the cripple on crutches
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:59 pm

^ Now that one is good. :lol:

^^ Naughty pieces... :lech:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:24 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:...I touch...Roland

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:21 am

Roland Deschain wrote
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:09 am

daftbeaker wrote:My only issue is that the [redacted] is too big for the [redacted] and it's really difficult to get the bloody thing out to the extent I ripped the top off...

(in the spirit of the 'bleeped' video of The Count.)
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:06 am

TwistedSister wrote:Roland Deschain wrote
"Did you know I ..care where Liao's Dong is....!"


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