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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by bacon on Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:55 pm
Life is too short to not be naughty.
Get your bake on.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Roland Deschain on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:41 pm
Life is too short for ^ not to visit London.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by bacon on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:48 pm
Roland Deschain wrote:Life is too short for ^ not to visit London.
Well, I do have to agree to that, but I would have to learn the language first before I go.
I know I've used that lame joke before
Life is too short to not renew my passport.
added that so Roy doesn't ban me again
Get your bake on.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by DavidH on Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:56 pm
Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by daftbeaker on Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:15 pm
DavidH wrote:Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford and take a dump in the fields, everyone else does.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by black bart on Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:45 am
Life's too short not to wear a Coonskin hat and shout 'Hot Diggity!'
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:43 am
Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by DavidH on Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:47 am
In my part of the world, life would be very short for anyone in a coonskin hat. The local hunt would set the hounds on it, if somebody didn't shoot it first. 
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:36 am
Life is too short for undiagnosed neurological disorders.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:23 pm
Life is too short to not tell the resident neuro-psych geek about it..?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Roland Deschain on Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:15 pm
Life is too sho--
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:03 pm
pieces o'nine: What does Brother Roland's post say?
Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Roland Deschain. Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
DavidH: What?
Brother Maynard: 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
Roy Hunter: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
pieces o'nine: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
pieces o'nine: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'. He'd just say it.
DavidH: Maybe he was dictating it.
Roy Hunter: Let's put my Samoan attorney on the case.
daftbeaker: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'.
Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Roland Deschain. Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
DavidH: What?
Brother Maynard: 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
Roy Hunter: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
pieces o'nine: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
pieces o'nine: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'. He'd just say it.
DavidH: Maybe he was dictating it.
Roy Hunter: Let's put my Samoan attorney on the case.
daftbeaker: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Roland Deschain on Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:29 pm
Life is too short to not 
PoN for adapting a great scene from a great film. Life is also too short not to laugh!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by DavidH on Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:58 am
Life is too short and so are many of the world's most aggressive leaders.
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