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Arkaeon wrote:Slab of meat. Red meat. Quick-seared sirloin steak, medium rare, loaded with salt & pepper & garlic; consecrated to spirits of earth, air and water that I may be one with the fire of its life; with lots of blood in it...
...and to drink: sweetened vanilla cow's milk spiked with vodka.
My totems think it's a great meal, even the bird and the tree.
There, now my abomination is complete. Anyone left who isn't offended?
(I suppose I could have put it on a hot dog bun to get the Erisians, too, but their morals are even flimsier than FSM's.)
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