The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:00 pm

Aye matey,,,er...get on wiv it someone!

I'll polish thee Jim lads with me chamois.

Solid gold they be ye knows...er...that's last years awards I be referin to there...this years are made of wood... :guilty: :guilty:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:07 pm

Wot I win dis tyme ? rrr
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:31 pm

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:59 pm

an' nivver moind Adele got the biigest cup....
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:03 pm

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:19 am

Thee Twasn't Me Fult Oi waz Drunk Award
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:13 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Thee Twasn't Me Fult Oi waz Drunk Award
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:23 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Could I thank you for this nomination...

Arrrrhhh Roy Oi put thee up as the rank outsider... ye know ye'll win it now!? :haha:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:20 am

Arr thee Jim Lad be a luverlee haward...finished in solid gol...er made o wood wiv convincin gold paint (I don't know wot appened to thee gold honest :guilty: ):

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:19 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ravi Oli wrote:Thee Twasn't Me Fult Oi waz Drunk Award
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Could I thank you for this nomination, bearing in mind that for seven months of the last year I was entirely sober?

And why is my name in bold? :moon:

Edit - I've just realised, maybe it's in bold because I can win on two counts, 'I've done something amusing but I was inebriated' and 'I may be pissed but it's not my fault' :haha:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:03 pm

daftbeaker wrote:And why is my name in bold?

Oi wundered if yed notice that... :whistle:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:28 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:... an' ye hav already found yerself a potential win:win outcome. :haha:

WOT!!! :shocked:
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Yarrrgh, Ravi, that be a bold move wot us hasint seen in past yeares nommynashuns! OI taykes me capn's 'at orf t'ye, fer yer bold innovashun!


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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:59 am

Thank yee fer thee nominayshun fer best insult. Oi see thee pollyshin's bein' done early this year. Aaarrrrggghhh!

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:56 pm

I should just like to point out for the last 5 weeks I have been extremely sober and so undeserving of any award. However, I am now quite happily bladdered and intend to make up for lost time; to whit, a bottle of Fuller's Bengal Lancer and a hot shower :drinking: :haha:

Roland Deschain wrote:Thee Greatest Contribution ter Pastafarian Science Award

Since moine were thee only wun wiv stoo in it I assume this be a forgone conclooshun? :idiot:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:20 am

I hope I get an invite this year...and I be hexpectin a box to meself decked out wiv Gladioli an a bottle o rum in thee hinterval.
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