You're banned because there is no such thing as vegetarian bacon. You're thinking of inferior bacon substitute. For reference, vegetarian sausages are a lie as well, the correct term is vegetable tubes.
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett
The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd