The Your Banned Game

[IspywithmeI]

^you're banned for not searching the internet for halal bacon before claiming there's no such thing.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for invoking Google and fakin' Halal bacon... just another day at the Halal KFC....

[IspywithmeI]

^you're banned for not being familiar with the green search engine and just using google.

[Ravi Oli]

Real bacon is made from pigs... just ask bacon... ^ you're banned for not actually reading your own Halal 'bacon' research.

[IspywithmeI]

^You're banned for being a bacon fundie (that is not recognizing the reality of turkey bacon and vegetarian bacon in spite of my pointing out the evidence). I'm agnostic when it comes to bacon.

[daftbeaker]

You're banned because there is no such thing as vegetarian bacon. You're thinking of inferior bacon substitute. For reference, vegetarian sausages are a lie as well, the correct term is vegetable tubes.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for not mentioning soy beans do not produce milk to suckle their young either. Pretty sure that is the domain of Mammals.

[bacon]

^ You're banned because I saw beef bacon in the store the other day and that just doesn't seem right to me.

[Roland Deschain]

^ You're banned for not knowing that beef bacon comes from pigs who have been working out.

[daftbeaker]

You're banned for making a literal beef cake.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for mentioning cake at bedtime.

[daftbeaker]

You're banned because I have a choklit milkshake

[Roy Hunter]

Your teeth will fall out. So you're banned. Good night!

[daftbeaker]

You're banned for drinking milk on its own, revolting stuff.

[black bart]

You're banned for not throwing your banana in to make a banana milk shake.