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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:34 am

^you're banned for not searching the internet for halal bacon before claiming there's no such thing.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:02 pm

^ you're banned for invoking Google and fakin' Halal bacon... just another day at the Halal KFC....
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:52 pm

^you're banned for not being familiar with the green search engine and just using google.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:21 pm

Real bacon is made from pigs... just ask bacon... ^ you're banned for not actually reading your own Halal 'bacon' research. :idiot: :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:43 pm

^You're banned for being a bacon fundie (that is not recognizing the reality of turkey bacon and vegetarian bacon in spite of my pointing out the evidence). I'm agnostic when it comes to bacon. :guilty:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:51 pm

You're banned because there is no such thing as vegetarian bacon. You're thinking of inferior bacon substitute. For reference, vegetarian sausages are a lie as well, the correct term is vegetable tubes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:25 am

^ you're banned for not mentioning soy beans do not produce milk to suckle their young either. Pretty sure that is the domain of Mammals.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:45 pm

^ You're banned because I saw beef bacon in the store the other day and that just doesn't seem right to me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:30 pm

^ You're banned for not knowing that beef bacon comes from pigs who have been working out.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:43 pm

You're banned for making a literal beef cake.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:54 pm

You're banned for mentioning cake at bedtime.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:56 pm

You're banned because I have a choklit milkshake :idiot:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:58 pm

Your teeth will fall out. So you're banned. Good night!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:17 pm

You're banned for drinking milk on its own, revolting stuff.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:30 am

You're banned for not throwing your banana in to make a banana milk shake.
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