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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:52 pm

* switches out daft penguin's banana stash for plantains *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:24 am

* snatches the aforementioned snatched bananas and proceeds to make daiquiris *
* pours the pitcher of frozen daiquiris over pon's head *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:10 am

* bans bacon for juxtaposing those two words in the same sentence *

* is shocked -- SHOCKED -- at the general lack of decorum in young ladies these days *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:30 am

Suggests discretely that these young ladies go across the river and join 'The Winchester Geese'. :lech:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:23 am

*gets the phone number of these "geese" *

*ties ^ to a lamppost, and liberally applies tar and feathers*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:47 am

* adds some jelly beans to the tar and feathers on Bart *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:53 am

*hi-5s Bacon, then gets out the George Forman grill, aiming towards Bacon...*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:56 pm

* Places her hands on her trusty Nu Wave Oven *
* Laughs maniacally! *
* Reminds Roland that his grill can't hurt her, she's already crispy *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:44 pm

*wanders in dazed and confused*
*looks around*
*wanders back out even more dazed and confused*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:36 pm

*taunts Twisty with the "Omen of Cookie" spell*
*then eats it*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:01 pm

* clicks 'Delete All Cookies' before Roland can enjoy them *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:28 am

* considers deleting all history *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:32 am

*quickly checks the history before it gets deleted...ooooooooh naughty...leaves incriminating evidence on the screen.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:26 pm

* given his avatar history, considers turning Bart in to Big Brother for hatcrime *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:17 am

*checks pieces with a micrometer to see if she is within manufacturing tolerances*
*It's OK, there's a couple of mill in 'er*
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