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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:24 pm

*steals the dice*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:25 pm

*plays on without the dice*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:34 am

*Puts invisible dice in the imaginary ones' stead*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:13 am

Throws six invisible sixes.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:47 pm

* throws holy water on the dice of the beast *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:36 am

Takes 'The Beast' out for his walk:

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:16 pm

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:53 am

* gives bacon a really incredulous look for failing to post properly in this thread *

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:34 am


Your park rangers are a paramilitary force allowed to arrest people and attack them? You Merkins are crazy :confused: Around here they're just a bunch of nice middle aged men in green shorts and ex-army Land Rovers that are responsible for upkeep of the heathland.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:34 am

Tasered?...now look wot you've gone and done:

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:39 am

* compliments bart on his new look *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:36 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Your park rangers are a paramilitary force allowed to arrest people and attack them?
When I lived in Colorado, the EPA people had cars like police cars, flashing lights on the roof, shotgun racks in the back. I approved of this. My pal Susie works for SEPA (the Scottish EPA), and she gets a diesel van and a notebook. She wants a gun and a pursuit car. OK, a taser and some handcuffs. A truncheon, then?
:whip: :evilgrin: :whip: :evilgrin:

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:06 pm

*Wonders what kind of situation a glorified litter picker is going to need a shotgun in*

Roy Hunter wrote:*Tasers daftbeaker in the nads and steals his built-up shoe.*

If I just give you the shoe do I avoid the bollock roasting? :moon: I don't need the damn things at the moment, my leg is almost the right size. The downside to this is that I am now tempted to buy several pairs of nice boots I can't afford :idiot:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:21 pm

*Runs in a straight line, thereby avoiding the attentions of the asymetrically limbed daftbeaker*

*Tasers daftbeaker in the nads again. Just because I can*

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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:44 pm

I think you've had a bit too much time off work and have gone more peculiar :moon:

*Sends Roy's CV to Conservative Party HQ*
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd


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