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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:34 pm
* Installs mechanism in leftover fish heads to break into song whenever Bart enters the Bart Industries Stoo Factory *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by daftbeaker on Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:36 pm
*Goes to bed*
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:00 pm
*secretly removes the bed from under DB and places a large vat of fish 'ead stoo in its place, whilst targeting him with a levitation beam which is switched off once the operation is completed*
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:27 am
Remembers to add the secret ingredient to the stooo..... 
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:21 pm
an din i coman tha frwyn getti munstar ta mayk me tha wunnnar !!!!1
HAHAHA I WYNNNNNNnnnnnnnnn...... .
rrrr
yaaaaah
hazzuah
fer me
fank ye ye welkum unca getti munstar !
HAHAHA I WYNNNNNNnnnnnnnnn...... .
rrrr
yaaaaah
hazzuah
fer me
fank ye ye welkum unca getti munstar !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:30 pm
*Releases Hurricane Bawbag on Nef Yoo*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:17 pm
*adds the wind of flatulence spell to the hurricane, which adjusts for +10 dmg, -4 def, and +3 rdm effect*
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by daftbeaker on Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:24 pm
*steals the dice*
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by IspywithmeI on Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:25 pm
*plays on without the dice*
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:34 am
*Puts invisible dice in the imaginary ones' stead*
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:13 am
Throws six invisible sixes.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:47 pm
* throws holy water on the dice of the beast *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:36 am
Takes 'The Beast' out for his walk:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by bacon on Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:16 pm
want
Get your bake on.
SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:53 am
* gives bacon a really incredulous look for failing to post properly in this thread *
* tasers the alleged "black bart" for letting the beast off its leash *
* tasers the alleged "black bart" for letting the beast off its leash *
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