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The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:48 pm
Iffin yer mummy wert a kat shee wuld gladlee swap 8 o' her loives fer jest 1 free o'yee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:22 am
( 
some worthy insults flyin about recently)
Yarr ye was spat back out by a Tiger Shark wot hadn't eaten since xmas.
some worthy insults flyin about recently)Yarr ye was spat back out by a Tiger Shark wot hadn't eaten since xmas.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by DavidH on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:04 am
Ye be so frit of Mincin' Malachi, yer feathers is standin' on end.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:31 pm
Yer feathers tisn't thee ownlee things ov yorn karnt stand on end no more.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:29 am
Arrrgh, thee wenches at Madam Fifi's 'ave commented that yer noodles be a little on thee overcooked soide, loike.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:48 am
That be a foine insult, comin' from a lady poirate what 'as worked at thee loverly Madam Fifi's fer many a year, usually besioide thee loverly Brenda, hand usually fer half thee proice.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:18 am
Well, she onlee charges ye half thee proice because ye only reekwyres half thee effort of a proper pyrate.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:07 am
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh Ye has a Scotsman's legs...I'll wager them legs ave never been used in a Miss Luverlee legs contest at Butlins.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:31 pm
Argh ! Ye haza narrsty abit ove firing off a rownd ecch tyme Ye polish yeer pistil !
Arr
Arr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roland Deschain on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:56 pm
^^^ 
Ye don't know 'ow ter 'andle a real weapon, Poirate Bonney!
Ye don't know 'ow ter 'andle a real weapon, Poirate Bonney!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:46 pm
ARGH!
Ye hast nay but powdarr in yer cannon !
Ye hast nay but powdarr in yer cannon !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:13 pm
Aye and thee cannon has but one ball to fire but nort powdaar.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:49 pm
Yer cannon's a bit of a lightweight, and it makes ye list to larboard.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:57 am
Arrrr whoevarrr 'twas told thee ta simply be yerself gave thee bad advice.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:00 am
Arrgh I was watchin a naychoor programme last night and thee Chemosymbiotic bivalves pokin out o thee mud remoinded me o ye.
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