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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:39 pm
You're banned for scaring the Royal Navy away. They don't do nappies.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by bacon on Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:18 pm
You're banned for not wearing a bib while you eat your soup. . . and for dribbling.
Get your bake on.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:10 pm
^you're banned for dating all the Harlem Globtrotters because they dribble better than DaveH.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:42 pm
You are banned because your version of football is even more violent than ours, and involves even less foot-ball interaction than that daft American handegg game.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by daftbeaker on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:01 pm
You're banned because my local had a Burns week with lots of interesting Scottish beers and I'm not drinking for another month.
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:33 am
^ You're banned for an obvious lie.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:16 am
You're banned for not getting him to tell us the name of the pub.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by cmt on Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:41 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:You're banned for hawking light saber-fried nuts at the SCA* Ren Faire.
* Society for Cashew Anachronism
You're banned for confusing the SCA with a Ren Faire.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:02 pm
You are banned for having a semi-naughty username for those of us who think about these things phonetically. You total cmt.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:49 am
^ You're banned because we all know there haven't been any Phoenicians around for ages.
You are doubly banned for trying to upgrade my phone plan with a cheery 'Hower yer goin' Mate' in a distinctly Indian accent.
You are doubly banned for trying to upgrade my phone plan with a cheery 'Hower yer goin' Mate' in a distinctly Indian accent.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:15 am
So that was you, was it? You're banned for confusing the overwhelming stench of curry for an Indian accent. [/racist stereotypes]
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by daftbeaker on Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:10 am
You're banned for trying to deep fry curry. Bhajis work, rice and chicken jalfrezi doesn't.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:45 am
^ You're banned because your post is immediately above mine. You're also banned for making me think of delicious curry.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by bacon on Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:46 am
^ You're banned because I miss the Halal cart in NYC - he had the best briyani
Get your bake on.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:19 pm
^ you're banned because I'm pretty sure no one does halal bacon.
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