...yeah I know... they'll never sell.
TPBM is the morning DJ at W.O.L.D.
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The Person Below Me
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:58 am
Have you ever tried a self portrait...?
...yeah I know... they'll never sell.
TPBM is the morning DJ at W.O.L.D.
...yeah I know... they'll never sell.
TPBM is the morning DJ at W.O.L.D.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by bacon on Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:32 pm
Playing all the hits for you Playing them night and day
The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen.
TPBM has an interesting story involving a taxi
The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen.
TPBM has an interesting story involving a taxi
Get your bake on.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:58 pm
Yes. For obvious reasons I can't repeat it here, but the punchline is:
She: "Are you using protection?"
He: "Yes, I've tied a scaffolding plank across my arse to stop me falling in."
TPBM would do anything for love, but they won't do that.
She: "Are you using protection?"
He: "Yes, I've tied a scaffolding plank across my arse to stop me falling in."
TPBM would do anything for love, but they won't do that.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by bacon on Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:55 pm
Yes, but money can't buy you love it can only rent it.
TPBM is in the mood for love.
TPBM is in the mood for love.
Get your bake on.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:09 am
TPBM is in the mood for dancing.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:24 am
yaa
an tha piwit bewoe me gunna dans wif me rrrr
an tha piwit bewoe me gunna dans wif me rrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:31 am
TPBM was good friends with Billy Bones
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:09 am
he juss preten ta b me fren
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I see wite froo him
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tha piwit bewoe me kin see me bum
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I see wite froo him
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tha piwit bewoe me kin see me bum
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:19 am
Help me, TPBM, you're my only hope.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Person Below Me
by bacon on Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:58 am
Have you tried gouging your eyes out?
TPBM has an eye patch, but doesn't wear it on his eye.
TPBM has an eye patch, but doesn't wear it on his eye.
Get your bake on.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:15 pm
I wear it over my third, allseeing eye so as not to frighten the ladies.
TPBM took a sixpack and a bag of crisps along to their first AA meeting.
TPBM took a sixpack and a bag of crisps along to their first AA meeting.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:52 pm
The crisps did not go down well.
TPBM is barred from the Post Office.
TPBM is barred from the Post Office.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:20 pm
'WANTED' posters ≠ 'banned'.
TPBM is offended by his reward value.
TPBM is offended by his reward value.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:12 am
I'd hoped that finding a cure for fundamentalism would have gotten me more than a year's supply of kitchen roll.
TPBM uses copious quantities of lubricant.
TPBM uses copious quantities of lubricant.
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