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Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Poll ended at Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:46 am

Everything's Better With Bacon
13
54%
Crispy Critter
1
4%
Not Canadian
1
4%
Rasher than the Average
0
No votes
MMMMM Bacon!
2
8%
bacon, bacoff
0
No votes
It's not beggin' strips.
0
No votes
Practicing the Baconian Method
3
13%
Barium Cobalt Nitrogen
0
No votes
Smoked, not Cured
1
4%
The Only Reason To Go To Jersey
3
13%
Pasta Carbonarrrrrrrrrra
0
No votes
Shakespeare...or Bacon, that is the question?
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 24

Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:44 am

Holy crap! I almost missed the whole thing!!! (bad Twisty)
Sorry Sis, I had wanted to suggest a name when the time came... :cry: so, I will just have to vote on one of the other wonderful names chosen for you.
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby bacon on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:45 am

TwistedSister wrote:Holy crap! I almost missed the whole thing!!! (bad Twisty)
Sorry Sis, I had wanted to suggest a name when the time came... :cry: so, I will just have to vote on one of the other wonderful names chosen for you.


It's ok, Sis . . . What was the name you wanted to suggest? I'm curious . . . .
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:50 am

Honestly, I don't remember now. :confused: You disappeared and I forgot what I was going to suggest when the time came. If I think of it, I'll let you know.
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby bacon on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:56 am

TwistedSister wrote:Honestly, I don't remember now. :confused: You disappeared and I forgot what I was going to suggest when the time came. If I think of it, I'll let you know.


:bummer:

Ah well, I'm sure it was a great one! :haha:
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:03 pm

bacon wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:Honestly, I don't remember now. :confused: You disappeared and I forgot what I was going to suggest when the time came. If I think of it, I'll let you know.


:bummer:

Ah well, I'm sure it was a great one! :haha:

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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:02 pm

They were talking about bacon on the radio on my ride home tonight. One caller said they had done a make-your-own-pizza night at his house, and his son had made his with bacon, chocolate chips, and carrots. :barf:
He claimed it was really good, but I have my doubts.

Another caller claimed he had enjoyed some bacon ice cream. There's something about that that's just not right.
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:47 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Another caller claimed he had enjoyed some bacon ice cream. There's something about that that's just not right.

Fus pose.

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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:18 pm

I had black tea with Hormel Bacon Bits. The bacon did nothing for or against the flavor. It was just sort of there. Maybe if I used fresh bacon it would have been Better With Bacon, but I don't know.
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:00 pm

I no gunna wote cuz ye dint pik me sujjisin rrrrr
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:03 am

. . . B R E A K I N G . N E W S . . . B R E A K I N G . N E W S . . . B R E A K I N G . N E W S . . .

WE INTERRUPT YOUR BROWSING OF THE FORUM WITH THIS BREAKING NEWS. WITH THE POLLS CLOSED, ALL PRECINCTS REPORTING IN, AND THE VOTES COUNTED AND CERTIFIED, FSM-BC IS OFFICIALLY CALLING THIS ONE FOR "Everything's Better With Bacon". WE REPEAT, THE POLLS HAVE CLOSED, ALL PRECINCTS HAVE REPORTED IN, THE VOTES HAVE BEEN ELECTRONICALLY TABULATED AND CERTIFIED, AND WE ARE OFFICIALLY CALLING THIS RACE FOR "Everything's Better With Bacon". CONGRATULATIONS TO "Everything's Better With Bacon". WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED THREAD.
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:28 am

Woohoo! :bounce: :drinking:

Congratulations, bacon! :zen:
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:42 am

I demand a recount! :idiot:
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:54 am

daftbeaker wrote:I demand a recount! :idiot:

There's definitely something dodgy going on here. I think the machines have been tampered with! :haha:
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:33 am

Hanging chads! It's the hanging chads, I tell you! Either that, or the fact that we got the Kim Corporation of North Korea to run the election (very cheap tender, we were impressed).

Congratulations, bacon!
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Re: Cast Your Bacon Votes Here!

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:39 am

Look Roy, this isn't the Ukraine. At least no one was poisoned.

It worked lads the Fish Head Stoo concentrate completely corroded all the other candidates...bwa ha ha ha ha...cough!
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