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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DavidH on Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:01 am

^ Notty, ban. :moon:
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:23 am

deerr awntyBe
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iiiiiii noe alla poopy Be dood onna poopy dek
i kin nfferrrrrrr fine tha peepee dek
war iz tha peepee dek ????

yer nefyoo Bakberd
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:29 am

Dear Auntie

Doo to thee reseshun I be forced to downgrade me shyppe from thee Big Brenda:

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to thee Petite Brenda:

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This will, unfortunatelee ave a knock on effect on me croo who will all ave ta be redoosed in size ta fit.

Has ye got any good ideas of how to make me croo smaller ans still leave room for Big Brenda when she comes ta visit?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby bacon on Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:03 am

Deeer Antee Blakbeerd,

Me new croo iz dint no wut thay b doin n arrrrrrr not eezee ta teech.

Wut kin oi doo ta getz them ta wurk wif me bet-argh?

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:31 pm

Dear Auntie
'Ow did Sherlock fake 'is death?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2087814/Sherlock-fans-Twitter-share-theories-Holmes-faked-death.html

Oi dunno iffin Oi can wait a yearrrggghhh fer the next season to find owt!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:46 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Dear Auntie
'Ow did Sherlock fake 'is death?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2087814/Sherlock-fans-Twitter-share-theories-Holmes-faked-death.html

Oi dunno iffin Oi can wait a yearrrggghhh fer the next season to find owt!
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Arrrgh I loved that series matey. The producers have said that they'll make another series. They also said that the clues to Holmes's survival are in the episode. I think it's the Molly connection with her helping to fake Holmes's death.

In the original, if I remember correctly, Holmes and Moriarty plunged to their deaths in the Reichenbach Falls and Conan Doyle intended that to be the end of Sherlock. However there was a huge outcry and Conan Doyle eventually brought the detective back.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:50 am

black bart wrote:


Arrrgh I loved that series matey. The producers have said that they'll make another series. They also said that the clues to Holmes's survival are in the episode. I think it's the Molly connection with her helping to fake Holmes's death.

Yaarrggh, oi fink that Moriarty might not have popped his clogs either. If Sherlock can fake jumping off a building then surely Moriarty could fake shooting himself. It's television after all and his face looked remarkably intact for someone that's just blown their brains out :idiot:
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:05 am

Arrgh I think ye could be right matey.

I remembers when I had a terrible fight wiv me arch nemesis 'Jean Lafitte' back in 1772. We fought wiv cutlass and knife for over an hour, slashin an stabbin each other ta bits. Heventually I got thee upper hand and chopped orf Lafitte's head an he fell over board an got eaten by a shark which got eaten by a killer whale which got sucked into a whirl pool...but ye knows...I still has me doubts that Lafitte be hactuallee dead.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:20 am

Yarrrr Oi figured 'e was 'atchin' somfing wiv 'is fangirl... no sirprize at thee end... just thee 'ow 'e did it.

Oddlee wen Oi here Moriarty mentioned Oi usyewallee a-so-seeyates it wiv Neddie Seagoon, Eccles, Bluebottle and thee loike...
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:45 pm

Deer ANti ,,hit hokay ,I, findid, tha,peepee dek, seemen leeky Sez he juss go or tha side rrr umm I fink i juss go onna poopy dek, I dunt wanna fall onna oshun agin an tha croo alwaze sez u wate nefyoo we gunna kum bak anna git yaaa! An day niver kum bak ,,,,,,,I fink thay b wotten croo, alla tyme gittin lorst r
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:02 pm

Yarrrrr Nef Yoo.... an' dinnee thems allso tell yee ta go orf wi' thee nice stranger offrin yee those lollie pops yee so luv?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:52 am

Deer anti BBC

Rrrrrr
I WAN ye ta yell at alla udder piwitz
day leff me bi meseff afur day shot hoes in me mainsale
juss wen tha royl naybe be onna horisin
day sayd
hono sowee bowt yer sales nefyoo
u wate deer

we gunna kum bak wiff sum wimmim an day gunna mend yer kanvis
but day neffer kum bak
:furious: rrrr
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:30 am

^ :cry:

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby OZ_Nick on Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:10 am

Deer Auntee Bleckbeered,

Oi bin away fer a while playing wiv sum noughty boys and stuff an Oi didunt post heer fer a long toime. Will all me ole shipmates still rememba me? An wot shuld Oi do iffen they decide ter be meen?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DaveL on Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:21 am

YArrrr...

Oi thinks they might...who were ye again?
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