RECIPES

[daftbeaker]

Pie, Carrots, Peas and Gravy.

Buy the above.

Put pie in oven for half an hour.
Put carrots in boiling water for about 15 minutes.
Put peas in boiling water for about 4 minutes.
Make gavy.

Serve

[Ubi Dubium]

In the States, pie typically is something fruit-filled and really bad for you, rather than a main dish. But I will confess to having had meals consisting of nothing but pie.

Except in Joysey, where I understand that "pie" refers to pizza.

I am assuming that yours is a meat pie of some sort. What kind of meat? (Priest?)

[daftbeaker]

In the States, pie typically is something fruit-filled and really bad for you, rather than a main dish. But I will confess to having had meals consisting of nothing but pie.

Over here pie is generally meat-and-gravy filled and really bad for you. Lots of bits of dead animals, wrapped in pastry comprised mainly of lard and butter. Very tasty though

I am assuming that yours is a meat pie of some sort. What kind of meat? (Priest?)

Cow with beer.

[Roy Hunter]

I am assuming that yours is a meat pie of some sort. What kind of meat? (Priest?)

The type of meat that you have to disguise by putting it in a pie. It's either edible bits of meat that you can't recognise as such, or inedible bits of meat that you can recognise as such.

Mmmm... Snouts...

[PKMKII]

In the States, pie typically is something fruit-filled and really bad for you, rather than a main dish.

What about beef or chicken pot pie? Or quiche?

[Ubi Dubium]

In the States, pie typically is something fruit-filled and really bad for you, rather than a main dish.

What about beef or chicken pot pie? Or quiche?

Yes, that's why I said typically. I've certainly eaten more of the fruit-filled ones than the meat-filled ones. Not that I have either one available right now.

[PKMKII]

Here's a fun, unusual take on BBQ spice rub and sauce: Caribbean style

It calls for Country-style ribs, but I used babybacks.

Rub:
2 TBSP fresh thyme
1 TBSP ground coriander
1 TBSP ground allspice
2 TSP salt
1/2 TSP freshly ground black pepper

use your preferred rib cooking method.

Sauce:
1 cup pineapple preserves
1/4 cup dark rum
1/4 cup freshly squeezed lime juice

Heat all the ingredients in a sauce pan over medium heat until acceptably thickened.

[TwistedSister]

I am looking for an authentic recipe for Swedish Meatballs. A recipe your Swedish Mom or GrandMom used to use, NOT something from a cookbook or the internet.
Years ago I worked with a Swedish woman who made THE BEST Swedish Meatballs, she never would give me the recipe though.
Any Swedes out there willing to share?????????

[PKMKII]

A really great Swedish meatball recipe passed down from a Swedish grandmother, probably isn't a recipe at all. More like "Here's the stuff that goes in, you know you've got the right amount of everything when it smells like how your grandmother's smelled."

[TwistedSister]

A really great Swedish meatball recipe passed down from a Swedish grandmother, probably isn't a recipe at all. More like "Here's the stuff that goes in, you know you've got the right amount of everything when it smells like how your grandmother's smelled."

I can work with that.

[pnutcat]

Satay noodlz

Get lotz ov pnutz an crunches dems up, an puts dems in a bole or sumfink

Ads sum sorts ov curi sors

Puts in lots ov pnut buta

Kil a chikin an sez "Oops, sori!" an chop bitz off an puts dems in az wel

Mek hot wiv cookage

Boyl noodlz an puts on plait wiv uvva stufs

Nom

[PKMKII]

Do you want your Thanksgiving to be the best Thanksgiving Ever? Then you want Buffalo Fried Turkey.

[Arkaeon]

Regarding some earlier posts, about worcestershire sauce and especially SUGAR:

Throwing a little (not a lot!) of worcestershire sauce into meat salads (tuna, beef, pork, chicken, even egg salad) is really good. The trick is not to overdo it and give it time to soak in to the ingredients. Tuna takes only a little bit, chicken can handle a little more, and beef can take plenty. It is hit-and-miss on pork and lamb recipes, depending on the other spices, and I wouldn't use it with Salmon or a more delicate fish. You can also drizzle a little honey into many ground meat salads (especially poultry). Common commercially prepared steak sauces are basically worcestershire sauce, ketchup, sugar syrup, and a bit of soy sauce or anchovy paste.

Sugar (much of this also applies to honey):

I throw some sugar into most of my soups, sauces, gravies, and batters. It brings out the flavors of the vegetables and makes cream soups a little smoother and richer. I wouldn't do a marinara or spaghetti sauce without it. It's a real boon to anything spicy, and may replace some of the salt. You can sugar the water used to boil corn (awesome!) or other vegetables or pasta instead of / addition to the salt.

When I started doing chef duties for a local family restaurant, tricks like these led to record business levels. My cream of potato soup actually had to be served EVERY sunday or there would be terrible complaints. Some people came in every week specifically for that, and would nag the servers to try to get it served during breakfast. A little sugar in almost any casserole will make it mysteriously more flavorful, especially if there is any grain product involved (like pasta). Heat tends to sour carbohydrates and starches over time, so if you need to keep something hot to serve over a period of hours, as restaurants do, then a little sugar is magic at keeping the taste fresh. It also counteracts the tendency of dried herbs and spices to be more bitter or sour than their fresh counterparts, and compensates for cole slaw's natural fermentation souring process, even refrigerated (fresh cabbage naturally contains lager-type brewing yeasts that will ferment sugars even below 40°F / 5°C).

Sugar is absolutely magical with any recipe that uses dried garlic powder/granules. I used to roll some extra bread dough out nice and thin, sprinkle on garlic granules, dried basil flakes, and sugar; then roll it up, let it rise some, and bake it on a flat sheet pan; then cut it crosswise into spiral bread-biscuit sections. Huge hit.

In all of these examples, sugar is being used as a SPICE, not a bulk ingredient like in cookies. The dish does not have to become sweet, and in these applications you should not taste the sugar directly (unless you really want to), or you've made meat syrup. Sugar in small quantities acts like salt or MSG, sensitizing the taste buds and stimulating salivation, which makes everything taste richer and juicier. It makes gravies and sauces smoother in texture and more resistant to curdling or breaking. The owner of the restaurant I was helping was diabetic, and none of these dishes messed up his blood sugar levels. Most of the time, no one realized what I had done, thinking I was using some voodoo magic back there.

On the other hand, I make some (especially cajun) recipes that include rich stocks, cream sauces, hot peppers, garlic, or onions, where there may be much greater amounts of sugar (like 3/4 cup sugar/syrup to 6 chicken breasts, several jalepeno chilis, a couple onions, thickened by heavy cream and/or toasted cornmeal).

3/4 cup sugar and 1 cup water will make a nice cane syrup that you can add as a liquid ingredient with practically no dissolve time and no grainy texture. You can warm it a bit to get it to form the syrup quicker. Remember, if you add it to a recipe, that you are adding both sugar AND water.

For a deeper caramelizing flavor, you can heat sugar gently until it melts and browns for barbecue, stir-fry recipes, meat salads, drinks, coffee, and others. Darker caramels are more bitter and less sweet. There are a number of cautions on this, like don't pour liquids into melted/caramelizing sugar that is still hotter than boiling point of water, as you will get splattered with the kitchen equivalent of a napalm bomb explosion. Liquid sugar sticks to your skin and soaks in as it burns. Don't walk away from caramelizing sugar, as you will inevitably get distracted and end up with a heavy coating of nearly pure black carbon on your best saucepan forever. To store or dispense caramelized concentrate as a syrup, let it cool until it is definitely below boiling point of water, then add it to equal amount of hot water and stir it smooth, reheating some if needed.

Have fun, sweeties :)

[PKMKII]

I put up a recipe for a Malted White Russian Pudding recipe up on instructables, with pictures and everything. Also, I'd be much obliged if you voted for it in their Coffee Challenge.

[bacon]

I was just looking for this thread.

I decided to enter a chili contest at the office. I have no idea what the prize for winning will be, but I do get a pretty cool apron for entering. I'll post a picture of it once I get it.

Does anyone have a secret tip for making chili? I'm going to be practicing in the kitchen for the next few weeks. The contest is on the 13th of February.