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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:49 am

NFL Playoffs set.

Interesting notes: for the second year in a row, a team has won their division without having a winning record. And of the 6 teams in the AFC with a winning record, half of them are in the AFC North.
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:54 am

Swansea 1 Spurs 1...Aston Villa 0 Swansea 2!!!!!

Still only barely mid table though.
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Re: Sports

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:39 am

Shunsuke Nakamura shoots through the window of a moving bus.

Nakamura is a former Celtic player who got bored with all the shite that surrounds Scottish football and went back to Japan to actually play the game.
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Re: Sports

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:15 pm


I thought you meant him jumping out of the Celtic match coach :haha:

That is an incredible shot though, I doubt I could hit the bus at all.
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Re: Sports

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:11 pm

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:49 pm



In response, Steelers QB Ben Roethilsberger announces he's turning to a life of organized crime:
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Re: Sports

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:36 am

PKMKII wrote:


In response, Steelers QB Ben Roethilsberger announces he's returning to a life of organized crime:
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FTFY
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Re: Sports

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:28 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Tim Tebow throws an 80-yard touchdown to Demaryius Thomas.


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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:13 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Shunsuke Nakamura shoots through the window of a moving bus.

Nakamura is a former Celtic player who got bored with all the shite that surrounds Scottish football and went back to Japan to actually play the game.


I did something like that when I was in Primary School...I kicked the ball over the school fence (I was aiming at the goal!) and it landed in a passing dumper truck and we lost the ball. I think I got quite badly beaten up by the other players.
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Re: Sports

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:02 pm

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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:39 am

New England beats Denver, 45-10. Tim Tebow threw 9/26, 136 yards, sacked 5 times. In response to his epic fail of a performance, the world's 2.2 billion Christians immediately left the faith.
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:23 am

Swansea 3 Arsenal 2!!!!!
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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:47 pm

After finishing the season 2-14, the Indianapolis Colts have fired head coach Jim Caldwell. Needed to be done, even if the bulk of the responsibility for the failed season rests on the GM and back office.
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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:12 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Sports

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:06 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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