PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

[black bart]

Aaarrgh PON's lookin good in that one.

[pieces o'nine]

That were me hunderstudy; oi mor neerly resembles Theda Bara, oi finks...

[black bart]

Just as well matey or ye'd ave ended up in Coronashun Street:

Amanda Barry

She was also in two of the Carry On films, a long-running series of British comedy films: she had a supporting turn as a cab driver in Carry On Cabby (1963) and took the title role in Carry On Cleo (1964). ... Coronation Street was but a stepping stone on her path to becoming an international star of stage and screen. ...

[pieces o'nine]

Whoof! That *were* a neere miss!

[Roland Deschain]

Whoof! That *were* a neere miss!

Oi be 'oldin' against ye, thee fact that she ever considered thee role in Coronayshun Street. That be bad. But oi be fergivin' ye due to 'er roles in thee Carry On films. Oi can see that she be bein' hinfluenced by yer teachin's, an' she be takin' on a role in 'onour of 'er 'ero. You! Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!

[Sane Lunasea]

Here are a few I've found on tumblr.
http://tequilaandredbull.tumblr.com/post/15540005122
http://tequilaandredbull.tumblr.com/post/12510836367

This is disgusting! Do you have any more?

A little warning: the second one has a lady showing her Top bITS...

Can't forget about this classic... Also NSFW
http://tequilaandredbull.tumblr.com/post/16203573527

[muunleit]

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Can't forget about this classic... Also NSFW
http://tequilaandredbull.tumblr.com/post/16203573527

Shouldn't the knife be turned around? With the sharp edge not touching her lips?

[DavidH]

It's nowhere near her lips - she's holding it in her mouth.

[Ravi Oli]

Oi've 'ad a beard since Oi could... 'cept fer a few yeaaarrrs o'vanitee when the salt began ta outweigh thee peppa... so Oi 'ave ta admit Oi do prefer some hair about me lips.

[DaveL]

Could ye stop the mindless babble...Oi've got a highly reputable publication to run...hic...hic

[black bart]

Could ye stop the mindless babble...Oi've got a highly reputable publication to run...hic...hic

Have we done any phone...er...Semaphore Hackin?

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrrrrrggghhhh bart Oi bin lookin' at them new fangl'd iSemaphore.... they wi'thee touch screan. Ye taps out ye flags an' presses 'done' an' 'olds it abuv ye 'ead pointin' in thee happropryat direchun. 'as a eye innit wot ken see thee reploiy an' shows it fer thee ta reads [iffin yee can]. Ye ken lowenge on thee deck wi' a cold rum an' 'ave thee cabin bouuy do all thee 'oldin' up stuff.
Wot'll they think o'next... sumthin ta do away wi' sails?? Yarrrr-haaa-haaaarrrr! Oi kent be himaginin' tharrrrt!

[black bart]

Arrrgh, ye be shocking me to thee core thar matey...wot hexactlee was thee cabin boy holdin up?

[pieces o'nine]

^ sumfink t'do wif thee captain's "Oi-Touch", if oi hunnerstands 'is post correckly...

[black bart]

^ sumfink t'do wif thee captain's "Oi-Touch", if oi hunnerstands 'is post correckly...

Aaarrrgh tis a rival to thee Scumpad...phew, I thought he were unlawfully usin croo members to support damaged parts of his shyppe. I ave known unscroopolus pirates to prop up a saggin mast wiv cabin boys and thee loik as in this hillustrashun: