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The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:05 pm

Came across mention of this brewing company on another forum.

In a letter they write to a lawyer they reference His Noodliness. It's quite a fun read for a lawyer's letter: http://www.freetailbrewing.com/images/stories/c_and_d_response_redacted.pdf

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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby PKMKII on Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:55 am

Also: Some brewery needs to make a "Flying Spaghett-ale Monster" beer.
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:52 pm

OMFSM, that was an awesome legal letter. If only more people would write like this, the world would be so much more fun to live in. Document saved to my "Awesome Docs" folder. :haha:

PKMKII wrote:Also: Some brewery needs to make a "Flying Spaghett-ale Monster" beer.

Seconded, but it needs a picture of strippers (male and female) on the label, along with Him.
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:14 am

Roland Deschain wrote:OMFSM, that was an awesome legal letter. If only more people would write like this, the world would be so much more fun to live in. Document saved to my "Awesome Docs" folder. :haha:

PKMKII wrote:Also: Some brewery needs to make a "Flying Spaghett-ale Monster" beer.

Seconded, but it needs a picture of strippers (male and female) on the label, along with Him.


I might be tempted to have a go at a label for the ale. it has to be a strong one of course. :drinking:
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:16 am

black bart wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:OMFSM, that was an awesome legal letter. If only more people would write like this, the world would be so much more fun to live in. Document saved to my "Awesome Docs" folder. :haha:

PKMKII wrote:Also: Some brewery needs to make a "Flying Spaghett-ale Monster" beer.

Seconded, but it needs a picture of strippers (male and female) on the label, along with Him.


I might be tempted to have a go at a label for the ale. it has to be a strong one of course. :drinking:

I agree with the strength issue. Don't want the label coming off easily... :whistle:
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:09 am

^ Doh!
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:59 am

Here is my design for the beer label...all we need is the bottles and the beer!

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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Cpt Optimus Redbeard on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:04 pm

I have been contemplating getting into home brewing... hmm...
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:32 am

Great design, Bart. I would buy beer with a label like that!

Cpt Optimus Redbeard wrote:I have been contemplating getting into home brewing... hmm...

Welcome to Venganza, Cpt. Optimus Redbeard. Remember, when making homebrew, using half the recommended amount of water makes the beer twice the strength. :haha:
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:11 am

Roland Deschain wrote:Great design, Bart. I would buy beer with a label like that!

Cpt Optimus Redbeard wrote:I have been contemplating getting into home brewing... hmm...

Welcome to Venganza, Cpt. Optimus Redbeard. Remember, when making homebrew, using half the recommended amount of water makes the beer twice the strength. :haha:


… and so does a misprint in the recipe that inverts the lbs/kgs quantities, as hubby once found out (about thirty years ago). The resultant brew was as strong as neat whisky. :drinking: :drunk:
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Cpt Optimus Redbeard on Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:41 am

I'll have to keep that in mind. I can't help but think of a local brewery's annual Bourbon Barrel Stout. This year I opened my first bottle and wondered if they forgot to take the bourbon out of the barrels first... :drinking:
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:15 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:Welcome to Venganza, Cpt. Optimus Redbeard. Remember, when making homebrew, using half the recommended amount of water makes the beer twice the strength. :haha:

… and so does a misprint in the recipe that inverts the lbs/kgs quantities, as hubby once found out (about thirty years ago). The resultant brew was as strong as neat whisky. :drinking: :drunk:

[pedant]I really don't think so Tig. Most yeasts die off at about 12-15% alcohol (which is why most wines are around that strength). Even specially bred high-strength yeasts can only get alcohol to around 20% before they are poisoned.[/pedant]

Mind you, if he did mix the quantities up like that it might well have tasted like whisky :drinking:
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:54 am

I can almost taste the beer.
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Re: The FSM and Freetail brewery

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:04 am

black bart wrote:Here is my design for the beer label...all we need is the bottles and the beer!



Awww, I missed it. The link's broken now.
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