...guess I'll have to make do with cake then.
I have hypnotized TPBM so he/she will bark like a dog after posting.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:39 pm
I suppose you expect me to eat grass, too.
TPBM will suddenly become a Creationist of high standing, with a large quantity of shares in the Creation Museum.
Edit: Woof!
TPBM will suddenly become a Creationist of high standing, with a large quantity of shares in the Creation Museum.
Edit: Woof!
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:19 am
TPBM finds the "croissandwich" abhorrent.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:30 am
TPBM would rather eat Fish Head Stoo.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:53 pm
TPA, TPAM wishes to apologize for posting a response without realizing that she was not on the most recent page.
TPBM has never made such a faux pas.
TPBM has never made such a faux pas.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:07 pm
To: TPAM. Typical fundie, ignoring what I say... 
TPBM was once the Pope, but gave it up due to familial commitments.
TPBM was once the Pope, but gave it up due to familial commitments.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:50 am
What... the Pope has a familiar? Black Mass at the Vatican!
TPBM has the mark of the beast... and its number is 999.
Sorry... 666. I was looking down.
TPBM has the mark of the beast... and its number is 999.
Sorry... 666. I was looking down.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:42 am
Oooh you are a devil! There's no way you could read that number through my luxurious locks...anyway it's not 666 it's three dolphins rampant...a part o thee familee crest.
TPBM is the heir to a fortune.
TPBM is the heir to a fortune.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:53 am
Excellent. I'll get David Blaine to perform non-stop in West London for you.
TPBM will suddenly find that they are most excellent, and will want to party on, dude!
TPBM will suddenly find that they are most excellent, and will want to party on, dude!
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:45 am
TPBM took the blue pill.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by bacon on Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:28 pm
It made me feel smurfy.
TPBM has a never-fail cure for a hangover.
TPBM has a never-fail cure for a hangover.
Get your bake on.
SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:57 pm
Don't drink the night before.
TPBM is also an asshole.
TPBM is also an asshole.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:26 am
OK guys I'll take this one...now by the term 'asshole' I presume you are referring to the important role that an 'asshole' performs in 'getting rid of the shit'...so you're banned Roy.
TPBM is proud of their bodily functions.
TPBM is proud of their bodily functions.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:54 am
Court date in March as a result.
TPBM was framed, I tell you, FRAMED!
TPBM was framed, I tell you, FRAMED!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:58 am
Yes and it's a beauty:
TPBM takes a lovely portrait.
TPBM takes a lovely portrait.
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