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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:01 am

Arrrgghhh looks' loike yer werrin a peace o'cod n'chyppes in ye Satur'dy Noight Feva photo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:58 pm

Haha yer mummy sez ye hav a wee pegleg rrr
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:04 pm

Haaarrrrr yer mummy slapped the doctor fer birthin' yee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:28 pm

Yer mummy sez ye a wottin pummer an ye roont tha flor
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:31 pm

Arrrr thee gypsies what stole yee payed yer mummy ta take yee back.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:27 pm

Yrrrrr mummy sez all Ye gunna gut fer suppur izz fiss was stoo
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:39 am

Yerrrr mummy arrrrre so 'airy she shaves 'er legs with thee lawnmower.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:48 am

Yer mummy's so hairy people shout "Come on, Andy!" at her, and ask her to sign tennis balls.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:57 pm

yer mummy neffer gits Ye eny unnerware
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:50 pm

My Mummy is a pensioner. I buy my own underwear. You don't have a Mummy. Or any underwear. Or a pension.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:02 pm

yer mummy sez ye juss gunna git sheep gutz fer supper
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:22 pm

Yerrr mummy is black bart's fav'rit pet sheep Baaaaabaaaaraaaa.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:57 pm

yer mummy Is unca farts bouy fren an Ye no gittin ice cweem affer supper an i gunna ban ya
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:14 pm

Yerrr mummy wakes up screemin' ev'ry toime she dreems o'yee.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:32 pm

yer mummy Is herding catz an she sez yer band

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