PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

[black bart]

[Griffin]

Aye aye Cap'n Griff...will this do:

Aaaargh! 'appen as that be me nephew - we'd bin wunderin' where 'ed got to. Oi 'hopes 'e be sendin' his earnin's home ter his poor old mum.

[black bart]

I've invited Miss December to my 'Vikings and Villagers' party...as long as she wears her hair in pig tails.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrr bart be ye shore she be a tru viking lass? She happears ta hav larrrrrge flotashun devices hattatched....

[black bart]

Arrrrr bart be ye shore she be a tru viking lass? She happears ta hav larrrrrge flotashun devices hattatched....

Aye matey, well spotted...some hexperts believe that thee Vikings discovered America long afore Chris Columbus and wiv these 'floatashun devices' they had evolved into thee perfect nautical hexplorers.

In stands ta reason that Pamela Anderson be descended from a Viking.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Tis true matey, although Oi believe that would make her Pamela Andersdottir. That is unless she be sportin' sumthin' unusual downstairs.

[black bart]

This PlayBilge Magazine is gettin more like Nashnul Geograffik and less loik Nuts all thee time!

[Griffin]

This PlayBilge Magazine is gettin more like Nashnul Geograffik and less loik Nuts all thee time!

National Union o' Teachers? Aaargh! They be Playbilge worst enemies, always interferin;. why me cabin boy be allus askin fer 'elp wiv his homework.

[black bart]

This PlayBilge Magazine is gettin more like Nashnul Geograffik and less loik Nuts all thee time!

National Union o' Teachers? Aaargh! They be Playbilge worst enemies, always interferin;. why me cabin boy be allus askin fer 'elp wiv his homework.

Er...yes hexaktlee thee Nashnul union o Pirate Teachers NUPTS...thas wot I was meanin mateys...

[black bart]

Miss January 2012 is of course:



Name: Queen Hunapu Ha Ha Hah

Occupation: Mayan Queen

Likes: Chocolate Hot or Cold, Raiding Parties, Pina Colada, Football, Pyramids.

Dislikes: Spaniards, Spaniards and Spaniards

Where will you be in 5 years time: Ha Ha Ha...You're kidding me aren't you?

[Roy Hunter]

So... she has a sheep's skull instead of a Map of Tassie? Those wack southern hemisphere types...

[bacon]

Oi be thinkin 'er cat seems a mite hungaray.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Arrrgh.
Also, wot be hup wif thee Escher-esque higuana?

[daftbeaker]

^ Arrrgh.
Also, wot be hup wif thee Escher-esque higuana?

Escher? It remoinds me moar of Giger, him wot dun the Alien in that film that I can't remember the name of.

Oh, I remember, it were Alien

[Roy Hunter]

Hi think thee higuana's got a airball.

Also, does she really play hockey dressed like that? It would intimidate her opponents, but it's not very practical. I mean, is that all machine-washable?