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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:09 am

I've just pick pocketed ^'s wand...now's your chance Harry H Potter.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:18 am

^was Kim Jong-il's body double in Team America.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:09 am

^was the master of cosmetic surgery in Team America:

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:03 pm

^still get off on the Team America sex scene he choreographed.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:09 am

^was a lesser known member of the Thunderbirds Team, he piloted Thunderbird 6 and a half which was responsible for very slow milk deliveries.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:28 am

:lol: ^

^ has a permit from The Ministry of Silly Walks to do 'the Thunderbird walk' at parties.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:46 am

^ When drunk, amuses party guests by doing a 5 string "naked Thunderbird puppet" impersonation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:23 am

^ didn't disappear for five months (probably got a month off the six months chokey for good behaviour).
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:03 am

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is the only way ^ can get off at all now.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:31 pm

^ knows about such things from personal experience.

^^ Doesn't know the bit about "good behaviour" is an obvious lie
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:52 pm

^ has not changed a bit
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:11 pm

^ Is no longer the most gorgeous poster here
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:18 pm

^ like most [web] surfers, has a girl in every forum.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther on Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:24 pm

^ Is being pursued by "Inter-web" to face charges of cyber bigamy
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:21 pm

Ye not biggathenme. Ye lye. Ye notty. Ye ban.
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