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Holiday Prayers
by Aclor79 on Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:29 pm
My family will be celebrating Hanukah soon. I intend to celebrate with them, but I will be celebrating Holiday instead of Hanukah. Does anyone have any ideas for prayers to replace the Jewish ones?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:59 am
Ye spelt Hanukkah rite m8tee .
Ummmm oi dunt know yer famblee m8 , soze oi 'ope ye fergib me fer nay wonton ta kontribute ta familiar discoarse , speshlee dis tyme ove yeer .
Oi woode loike ta sujist thet mebbe yer wanta fink aboot dis plan ove yern a bit moor . yarrr...
Ummmm oi dunt know yer famblee m8 , soze oi 'ope ye fergib me fer nay wonton ta kontribute ta familiar discoarse , speshlee dis tyme ove yeer .
Oi woode loike ta sujist thet mebbe yer wanta fink aboot dis plan ove yern a bit moor . yarrr...
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by DavidH on Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:54 am
I am told that many Pastafarim celebrate Pastukah by saying the Nudlish.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by Aclor79 on Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:37 am
DavidH wrote:I am told that many Pastafarim celebrate Pastukah by saying the Nudlish.
Do you know the words?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by DavidH on Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:40 pm
I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:41 am
DavidH wrote:I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
Google translate suggests:
יאַאַאַרגה, הערן אַרויף אָ יי בלאַגגאַרדס (Yiddish; Hebrew didn't work)
How accurate that is, I do not know.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by pieces o'nine on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:23 pm
I dunno Tig; my test 'Argh, listen up all ye blaggards' reversed back to English as 'Lion, listen up all egg blaggards'. 
So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs?
So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs?
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by Aclor79 on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:29 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:So Aclor79, is it kosher to mix lions and eggs?
I don't know... I think if lions are kosher then yes.
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by PantyGnawer on Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:47 pm
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:DavidH wrote:I'm not sure how to write Yaaargh, listen up O ye blaggards in Hebrew. Sorry.
Google translate suggests:
יאַאַאַרגה, הערן אַרויף אָ יי בלאַגגאַרדס (Yiddish; Hebrew didn't work)
How accurate that is, I do not know.
:)
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by black bart on Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:50 am
I love Jewish humour...but I've never thought of combining it with Pirate humour...aaargh already.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by DavidH on Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:40 pm
Oigh Vaaaaigh, me hearties, any of you captains want to marry a nice Yiddische wench?
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Re: Holiday Prayers
by Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:46 pm
Pieces of seven he offers me? For what I should want pieces of seven? Now sit down and eat your gefilte fish'ead stoo...
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