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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:05 pm

hoboy! dat weweff ! i stull haff sum goode stuff in dere , i b fraid i gunna luse sumfin lik lass dipurr chanj !rrrrrrrrrr
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Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:48 am

^ will refer in his memoirs to this time in his life as his "excremental period".
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Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:15 pm

^ is going through menopause.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:30 am

^ Doesn't pause to think before he speaks.
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Postby DavidH on Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:07 am

^ paws the ground before he bellows.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:19 pm

^ attempts to bury the toilet after he uses it.
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Postby DavidH on Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:21 pm

^ digs a fresh toilet every day.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:21 pm

^attributes recycling his own sewerage for his prize winning vege garden.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:24 am

^has a water butt attached to his pegleg
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Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:55 am

^ Has a pegleg attached to his butt.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:26 pm

^ has had bart's pegleg rammed up his butt on occassion.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:31 am

^ admires Vlad the Impaler
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:17 am

^is really 'Carmilla' Queen of the Vampires...also known as Millarca and any other anagrams you can get out of that name...so she can keep turning up through history and getting away with it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:45 am

^'s avatar doesn't have dandruff.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:05 am

^failed to mention ^^'s avatar character's name (Fagin) in fear of sounding politically incorrect.
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