The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:35 am

...Then 'e decoided ter zoom out, as 'e could on'y see a bit o'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby ChowMein on Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:35 am

...nef yoo swuirmin' to get out of thee ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:05 pm

Clutches o thee terrible...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:53 pm

...dockside plague...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:59 am

...wot leaves it's victims with a massively swollen...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:56 pm

...belly button, wot be painful as it also affects thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:19 pm

...diafram, causing uncontrollable hiccups wot...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:13 am

...can hinerfere considerablee wiv a Pirate's drinking...as a result thee Royal College o Medicine had paid for an expedishun to Patagonia to find a cure. Legend tells of a ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:33 pm

...homeopathic panacea...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:38 pm

...wot turned out to be nonsense. However, Bart industreez....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:51 pm

...hinvesterd 1 euro in thee hexpedishun, wot sir pozzedly sunk in the Amazon, an' yet remarcarbly got a 10M euro return, wot bart used to...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:56 pm

...produce a cure called "F.'E.S", an' in very large quantities, wot were also known as...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:13 am

... Festerin' Eternul Stench wot Bart distillled wiff thee help ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:08 am

...Oompa Loompas 'e 'borrowed' frum thee facktery next door and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:48 pm

... me
rrrrrrrr
i wuzza broomasser ye noe?
an i brood lottsa stuff
naow i be fissil stawhipmasser !
i coman ye ta remooofftftttt * slurps back up a long line of drool * ... !
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