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The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:14 am

There are no winners in this game, and the only loser is sartorial elegance. Post pictures of ugly clothing, footwear, handbags, hats, cars, jewellery and watches etc. masquerading as fashion. Oneupmanship is positively encouraged.

My opening gambit. Apparently these are wellington boots:

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:20 am

^ They are NOT wellington boots. Who ever heard of wellies having laces, heels and not coming up higher? Anyways, this is my entry. FSM, I hate Burberry. I've hated it from the first moment I saw it, back when Chavs were Townies:-

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:34 am

Roland Deschain wrote:^ They are NOT wellington boots. Who ever heard of wellies having laces, heels and not coming up higher?

Agreed, they look like a squaddie has been told to turn a pair of combat boots into evening wear for his girlfriend :haha:

I humbly submit the bizarre hat worn by one of the dossers in the palace.

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:57 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:13 pm

I have maintained my sangfroid through many garb choices, starting with the capetacular Jon Pertwee.
But, there really is no excuse for this.

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:31 am

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:54 am

Fashion is bad for your feet.

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:27 am

As it's Halloween I'm putting forward Vlad the Impaler's questionable taste in garb and moustache:

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:41 pm

Bart, Vlad's taste in textiles and bling was superior to this fashion "don't":
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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby AFTERGLOW on Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:15 am

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby PKMKII on Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:42 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, Vlad's taste in textiles and bling was superior to this fashion "don't":
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Hey now, Bart's been designing his avatar for months. Don't believe me? Look at page 32 of the Picture Association thread.
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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:36 am

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:36 am

never marry a Troll...especially if you happen to be King of Camelot:

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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:32 pm

After reading this thread, I dreamed that I was trying on the weirdest footwear; they consisted of high-heeled sandals inside a wide, see-through stocking-like tube that pulled up the leg and tied around the knee with a drawstring. :barf:
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Re: The Ugly Fashion Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:41 pm

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