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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:22 am

...a poirate newspapaaaarrrrrgggghhhh 'angnin' on thee inside of thee door. Thee 'eadloine relaytid somethin' about a paintin' of beef drippin' that 'ad been stolen from thee loooooouvre an' was found...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby tanguerra on Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:08 am

... 'anging in Madame Fifi's House of Ill Favour alongside an enormous....
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:18 pm

...redikyouless, red pyrate 'at hemblayzend wif fish 'eads an' a poncey trim, wot once bilong'd ta thee natoryus...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:08 pm

...an unctuous Ravi "Last Rights" Oli, afore hit were pillidjed by Black Bart in a darin' hescapayde hinvolvin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:31 am

...pieces o'nine wearin' a pink featha boa, a larrrrggge tub o' goose fat and...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:43 pm

...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i sayd
warr b mee puddun !

i coman ye ta fetch me puddun :furious: rrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:33 am

Arrrrrrrrr nef - ev'ryone noes ye carnt 'ave yer puddin' till ye eat yer meat!
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:56 pm

...slap I'm wiv an halibut an throw I'm thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:59 pm

...pink featha boa pieces wert wearin' an' sez...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:00 am

...Yarrrgh! Wot be this pink boa foolishness? Ware be me all-black warrrghdrobe?...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:57 am

...Arrrrrrrhhhh thee bum shorely dusent look big in thee black but the pink dus so match thee buteefal oiyes :love: ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby tanguerra on Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:04 am

.. as read as peaches on a summer's day. But wait! Wots this I spy says Bart... why it's...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:06 pm

... Aunty !
AVAST ME DEARIES!
HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE !
*yawn*
Now wots bin 'apnin ?
...oh dear ... thee males ...
*koff*
...mails bin pilin' ep ... beddarrrr git ta werk ....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby tanguerra on Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:13 am

Wrong thread Aunty!

Ahem.... Now, where were we up to?

Bart peered long into his telescope, then pausing only to cuff his Neffew very hard around the ear, he said to Big Bertha....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:09 am

...Avast behind!
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