(Backhanded) Compliments Game

[Ravi Oli]

Why thank you Uther... just for you I'll remove it immediately.

[Uther]

^I think you are slightly less Australian than last time I saw you.

[Ravi Oli]

Glad to have you back Mate. I'm sure we are in for more of those thoughful, quality posts we are so used to... like those got you perma-banned elsewhere I expect?

[black bart]

^I think you are slightly less Australian than last time I saw you.

That made me laugh.

I've heard it said if you squeeze an Australian hard enough you get Fosters Lager (paving the way for Squeezed Welshman compliment).

[Roland Deschain]

And what better than a fellow part-Welshman to deliver a compliment to you. I like giving you these compliments, although the last time I squeezed you, a little bit of wee came out. It looked like you had...sprung a leak. Ba dum tish!

[Ravi Oli]

It's well known the Welch have fine singing voices so we are blessed bart and Roland reserve their best performances for the shower.

That made me laugh.

Shhhhh... don't tell the biatch but I did too.

[Uther]

^ Has got his "kangaroo" well and truly tied down.

[black bart]

^ Has got his "kangaroo" well and truly tied down.

^sings beautifully, just like a Koala Bear

[Uther]

^ A daffodil outfit really suits him

[Ravi Oli]

Compliment you both on your knowledge of Australian fauna... it's a pity you forgot the Koala is not a bear. Uther's nick used to be 'Wombat' because like his namesake he eats, roots and leaves.

[Uther]

YES .. I do wear proudly the description of a Kiwi as one who "Eats, roots shoots and leaves"

^ Is not afraid to make a fool of himself

[Roland Deschain]

^ foolishly fooled a fool into fooling an apple fool.

[black bart]

^ foolishly fooled a fool into fooling an apple fool.

^remembered this is not the lies thread...

[Roy Hunter]

Nef Yoo tends to do that a lot - post lies in the wrong thread, ban people in the wrong thread. Do you think it's an inherited trait? Is there something that you're not telling us? Hmm?

[Roland Deschain]

You have a good point there, Roy. I've always thought there was some kind of similarity between myself and Nef Yoo. It wasn't until I saw The Empire Strikes Back that I realised exactly what relation we are. I am his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. That goes on to explain the familiarity there. You know how similar fathers' brothers' nephews' cousins' former roommates are. Talking of heredity, it's nice to see your [eldest?] son is a sensible, well-balanced individual...just like his mother.