The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:58 am

Yer 'uman resources depaaaarrrrgggghhhtment 'as got me many an...acquisition over thee years, Bart, although that one-legged bloind hairy prostitute were a bit too far me thinks. Oi thank 'em deeply, though, fer all thee good oitems they procured fer me.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:51 pm

Arrrggghhh Captn Pieces! I troid Betty Foorrrggghd's early on, but young Sanchez got hisself expelled sadly. He didn't fit in like.

Seems he wer claimin' that he were the greatest of all the sellebrities in thar and that he war married to some girl, Isobel Paradise or the like (which wer only a figment o course, she bein' the night nurse - who'd make up a name like that? I ask yez?). He kept demandin' ter call his lawyers and such. They sayed he had a bad attitude and were a distuptin' influence on the staff and such like. I think twas delusions caused by too much fish head stew and too few weavles in his diet personally.

I had to get him out o' thar in a hurry (with the help of a few likely lads, heavily armed of course, in a midnight raid on the establishment).

This be him in the midst of his confusion with the night nurse. Oh dear! Don't he look terrible? He'z much better here in ol Portsmouth with the nuns. They know how to deal with the loikes o Sanchez.

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:08 am

Aaaarrrrgggghh, those naughty nuns! Maybee that not bee thee best place fer 'im, but oi'm sure 'e'll enjoy 'imself there himmensely... :lech:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:45 am

Oh arrrgghh! I been getting reports. Seems he's settlin' in... except I fear he may be a bad influence on the nuns.. I've already ad a few letters from the Mother Superior, but since I cannot read, I use 'em in the bottom of me parrot's cage.

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:58 am

Arrrrrrgh Blackbeard's had his hair cut:

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:03 am

Har har har! Bart!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:49 am

Oi see that thee FSM 'as granted ter 'ole Blackbeard a rather long loife. That be grand fer 'im. 'E is doin' well fer 'imself these days!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:40 am

Roland Deschain wrote:Oi see that thee FSM 'as granted ter 'ole Blackbeard a rather long loife. That be grand fer 'im. 'E is doin' well fer 'imself these days!


Aye he aint changed much. As ye can see thee same can be said fer meself:

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A few more whiskers maybe...and less hands an eyes.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:23 pm

black bart wrote:Aye he aint changed much. As ye can see thee same can be said fer meself:

A few more whiskers maybe...and less hands an eyes.


Arrrrrgh, we wreckin oises ye roight well, Bart, but who be thee fetchin young pyrate on thee roight?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby DavidH on Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:37 am

It be Bart's grandson, the Barticle.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:03 am

:facewall:

No wonder all thee rum's gone!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:54 pm

DavidH wrote:It be Bart's grandson, the Barticle.

Arrrgh; let's see 'is standin wave, then.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:15 am

Yaargh! Mebbe I shall OCCUPY PORTSMOUTH!! I shall do so from the vantage point of the Scurvy Dog! What think yez? I shall OCCUPY THE SCURVY DOG in the name of oppressed pirates everywhar!!

Down with everythin' non-Pirate Friendly! Greed is good! Yaaargh!! I shall get some of them masques fer the crew too. Twill cover their ugly mugs at least!

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:49 pm

rrrrrrrrrr

wot abowt da turlbull smell?
luky i dunt smell nuffin
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:14 am

'Tis becuz I hold yer nostrils tween me pinkies ye spawn o mermaid scum. Be pleased not to interrupt me salty tale lest I cuff ye round the eerz... Now whar waz I? Oh yes, Sanchez....An other round (OOK! OOK!) an I may continoo... Sanchez! Get up off the floor. Ye know ye can't hold yer likker. Ye know ye war confined to quarters! What will the mother superior have to say about this now? Ye've no bizness here!

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