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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:11 pm

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black bart wrote:to my shame I am really enjoying... the Daily Mail

HOW DARE YOU?! Some people always have to take things too far :idiot:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:21 pm

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:11 pm

Dr. PKMKIIvil wrote:
black bart wrote:to my shame I am really enjoying... the Daily Mail

There lies a truly evil genius... :evilgrin:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:22 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:We've all taken prostitutes for a little face time, heheh
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:32 am

^ I knew what I wrote was virtually screaming out for a QOoC thread entry. Thankyou. :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:34 am

Roland Deschain wrote:^ I knew what I wrote was virtually screaming out for a QOoC thread entry. Thankyou. :haha:


You may as well have posted it straight here and cut out the middle man...lucky I didn't mention the 'Streaking' and 'Flashing' activities which are also available in Saint's Row!
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Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:39 pm

black bart wrote:You may as well have posted it straight here and cut out the middle man...lucky I didn't mention the 'Streaking' and 'Flashing' activities which are also available in Saint's Row!

I like being misquoted. It's fun! :haha:

Oh yeah...
black bart wrote:...may as well have...it...here

black bart wrote:...may as well have...'Streaking' and 'Flashing' activities...available
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Postby black bart » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:25 am

David H wrote:

How's this for Sod's law MrsH and I .... have ...different makes ... My ...runs hers, but hers won't do mine.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:13 pm

Bart wrote:Aaron Ramsey ... makes me feel better as I'm eating my croissants.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:27 pm

It has been a while. It could have been made to sound far worse than this...:evilgrin:
daftbeaker wrote:I like Weiner...:bummer:

daftbeaker wrote:You...happened to be bigger...than him.

daftbeaker wrote:I deal with...a bowel problem and other kids have realised this.

daftbeaker wrote:I give everyone ...punishment...

daftbeaker wrote:I...attempt to hurt...gobby schoolkids
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:30 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:It has been a while. It could have been made to sound far worse than this...:evilgrin:
daftbeaker wrote:I like Weiner...:bummer:

daftbeaker wrote:You...happened to be bigger...than him.

daftbeaker wrote:I deal with...a bowel problem and other kids have realised this.

daftbeaker wrote:I give everyone ...punishment...

daftbeaker wrote:I...attempt to hurt...gobby schoolkids

4/5ths of that was correct, B+, try harder :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby DavidH » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:17 am

Roland Deschain wrote:I love Clint Eastwood. After seeing more and more...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:07 am

DavidH wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:I love Clint Eastwood. After seeing more and more...

:haha:
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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:38 am

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:06 am

^ :lol: We're just more loving, that's all. :lech:

Sorry Tig, but Bart's been a very naughty boy! :haha:
black bart wrote:Sorry it's late...I've been to busy fondling...Tigger...
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