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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by black bart on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:08 am
heeeeewwww...well as it appens I hoften go fer a skinny dip out me cabin window of a mornin...it keeps thee sharks away an thee cold water tightens up me skin an keeps me lookin yewthfull.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by DavidH on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:10 am
Arrr, we can guess what bits o skin it tightens up, too.
But we'd rather not think about it.
But we'd rather not think about it.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by black bart on Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:29 am
No matey...sadlee I has ta send orf fer thee pills to make that tighten up these days!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:33 am
Psst... Bart! You're missing the opportunity to flog Bart Industries' latest products for tightening up yer nuts! You know, the ones from the email you keep sending me...black bart wrote:No matey...sadlee I has ta send orf fer thee pills to make that tighten up these days!
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by skyweir on Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:40 am
Wye sureley thees be Bart's own 'arley Davison toorque wrenches- they ones whi' ye "Taaghten til ye threadde strippe an' then tek back an' 'arf a tuurn"...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:35 am
If you read the small print, you'll see they are really 'Hardly Davidson'. A fine distinction, but an important one.skyweir wrote:Wye sureley thees be Bart's own 'arley Davison toorque wrenches- they ones whi' ye "Taaghten til ye threadde strippe an' then tek back an' 'arf a tuurn"...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by DavidH on Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:20 am
So what he needs to tighten up his nuts is, in fact, a stripper. That makes sense.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by black bart on Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:49 am
Roy Hunter wrote:If you read the small print, you'll see they are really 'Hardly Davidson'. A fine distinction, but an important one.skyweir wrote:Wye sureley thees be Bart's own 'arley Davison toorque wrenches- they ones whi' ye "Taaghten til ye threadde strippe an' then tek back an' 'arf a tuurn"...
Be ye suggestin that we in Bart Hidustries moight be sellin goodes himported from China and other horriental countries (and Cardiff) wot aint thee definitive article?
Tis defamashun I tells ye!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:08 am
black bart wrote:...Bart Hidustries moight be sellin goodes himported from China and other horriental countries (and Cardiff) wot aint thee definitive article?
Nay bart - Oi believe 'e moight be suhgestin' theys be very good facimiles o' your dezines.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by black bart on Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:18 am
Well that's alright I suppose...I can provide facsimolees of all Bart Hindustries Hinvoices and proofs o purchases...
Wot's that Bosun Murdoch...ye might ave dropped them in thee Fish Head Stoo!
Well whatevva...they was all in Mandarin anyway.
Wot's that Bosun Murdoch...ye might ave dropped them in thee Fish Head Stoo!
Well whatevva...they was all in Mandarin anyway.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by IspywithmeI on Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:46 pm
Hi there,
I be a ninja pirate. Can ninjas sign on here?
I don't wear an I patch cause I only has one I.
Also my pirate speak is not so good 'cause I only learnt Japanese during my training.
I hope these are not big hissues 'ere.
I be a ninja pirate. Can ninjas sign on here?
I don't wear an I patch cause I only has one I.
Also my pirate speak is not so good 'cause I only learnt Japanese during my training.
I hope these are not big hissues 'ere.
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Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by black bart on Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:10 am
A Ninja Pirate!...Harrrgh we moight ave a job for ye...Oh wait a minute...er carry on matey but don't forget ta muffle yer peg leg 
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by IspywithmeI on Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:08 pm
black bart wrote:A Ninja Pirate!...Harrrgh we moight ave a job for ye...Oh wait a minute...er carry on matey but don't forget ta muffle yer peg leg
*sneaking up on BB with muffled peg leg*
Is this ok?
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by Ravi Oli on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:49 pm
'Twernt thee leg but yer parrot skreechin' "peeces o'bludy eight" what gived yee up! Mayhaps ye kin hexchange 'im fer a Norwegian Blue?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
by Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:07 pm
I didn't know he had a Glaswegian parrot. Anyway, Norwegian Blues are rubbish: Glesga parrots stick the heid on people for you...Ravi Oli wrote:"peeces o'bludy eight"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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