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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank on Sat May 14, 2011 6:28 pm

Granted, he now only plays RPGs: he now has no contact at all with other human beings.

I wish it would rain less when I'm riding my bicycle
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora on Sat May 14, 2011 7:14 pm

Granted. I hope you enjoy meteorites.

I wish the marks for my assignments would be posted. Its been over a month!
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker on Sat May 14, 2011 8:46 pm

Granted. Your marks for the next two years will be "Stop f***ing pestering me, I have two hundred scripts to mark, each one takes me half an hour and I don't get paid to do it".

I wish I didn't have to do marking.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 10:20 pm

Granted. None of your students hands in a single piece of work for the rest of the year. The whole class fails and you lose your job.

I wish my wish-corruptions weren't quite so evil.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:34 pm

Granted - they have mellowed as they matured. They were a bit sharp in May, but come September they are just fine.

I wish for this thread to be resurrected.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:43 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, this thread is resurrected as a super zombie who then forces you to only post in this thread, your every wish being corrupted beyond redemption as it eats you very slowly from the feet upwards.

I wish a situation occurred where I was I was transported to the other side of the galaxy like John Kryten in Farscape.

(I missed this thread too :haha:)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:53 pm

Like Kryten 2X4B - 523, you along with the rest of US, hallucinate an alternate reality in which they are fictional characters and that their lives are just a TV show that they have somehow escaped from. (kinda like an episode of Supernatural from last season. It's a great show worth checking out on CW)

I wish True Blood would become a weekly episodic show. If soap operas can do it daily, then why does no show I know of go on without season finallies?!?
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby skyweir on Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:14 am

Granted. True Blood morphs into Gilligan's Island.

I wish I could drink without getting hangovers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:24 am

Granted. You come to a party at my house, where the beer is all non-alcoholic, and we have seven different types of fruit juice! Woo-hoo!

I wish I didn't have to fill in all these job applications.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:40 am

Granted. You are now homeless and living on the streets, only ever drinking [high-numbered] Buckfast.

I wish this fine weather would last for a while.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:57 pm

All vegitation in your area die.

I wish that I had a lifetime subscription to DC Comics or atleast had physical coppies of every comic I have downloaded.
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Green Cannon's fire


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora on Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:03 am

Granted. You now have a gastrotich's lifetime supply of comics. About 6 days.

I wish the neighbour's dog would stop barking.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby skyweir on Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:53 am

Granted. A 50 megaton thermonuclear airburst directly overhead has silenced it.

I wish it would warm up. Why am I burning heating oil in October?
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:15 am

Granted. The ensuing wildfires burn uncontrolled for months, even melting the bricks on your house.

I wish I could see the FSM smileys that have disappeared over the last year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:38 am

Granted, the :fsm_in_a_Thailand_ping-pong_bar: smiley is reinstated.

I wish I did not have to go shopping for school shoes.
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